Archived-Ricochet

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Awakening Template
Path: Acanthus
Order: Free Council •
Faction: None
Consilium: Brisbane ••
Legacy NA
Cabal: Saints of Grace
Player: Corwin Wright
Storyteller: Brisbane VST


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Timelord of the Free Council

Born: January 1st, 1987
Age: 28
Rank: Apprentice of the 5th Degree (Time, Fate, Mind, Spirit and Life all at 2)
Position: Acanthus Provost of Brisbane
Nicknames: Fuckwit, Decoy, Funny Man, Paarthurnax, Super Mario
Sleeper Alias: Gopher (it's been his nickname since he was 12 and was his former Shadow Name)
Physical description: Has recently cleaned himself up quite a bit, prefering to go around in a "rockabilly" style bowling shirt and trilby hat.
Nimbus: A sudden rush of adrenaline giving a sense of panic / urgency along with blurred vision and a racing heart beat. In more intense moments the faint sound of rock music playing in the background can be heard.
Patron Saint: Simeon the Holy Fool

Timeline


Awakened: May 2013
Initial Master: Archived-Aequitas

History

  • January 1987 - Born in New York City
  • March 1992 - Parents divorce and mother fights to not have custody over him. Moves with Father down to Brisbane Australia to live with his grandfather
  • June 1999 - Is awarded the nickname of "Gopher" by the highschool track and field coach. Nickname follows him even to this day.
  • April 2003 - Starts getting involved with some criminal activity, doing various package jobs and delivers from the Mob
  • November 2004 - Meets a strange yet kindred soul named Archived-Sash as Schoolies
  • May 2013 - Awakens in a traumatizing incident involving the deaths of 7 Russian gangsters with only 6 bullets. Immediately picked up and brought in by his friends within the "Saints of Grace"

Alternate Timelines

  • Wild Card - Adamantine Arrow, Awakening Gambit Legacy, Adept of Time & Mind. Married to Fus.
  • Two Fingers - Free Council, Official Ambassador to the Brisbane Consilium. Lost two fingers to a Banisher Attack
  • Nobody - Apostate. Left the Free Council after a war between them and the Diamond Orders. Angry Hermit
  • Ric O'Shea - Free Council, Blank Badge Legacy. One of the few surviving mages after the Seers took over Brisbane.

People he Likes

  • Archived-Sash - It's hard to put into words just how close these two are. Two kindred souls and different sides of the same - chaotic, flashy and trouble causing - coin.
  • Archived-Smithy - Head Honcho of the Saints and one scary, badass motherfucker. He's one of the few people who can get Ric to shut up, listen and follow orders.
  • Archived-Aequitas - Master AND Drinking Buddy. The two of them get along great with very similar mindsets and constantly trades jokes and try to "one up" each other.
  • Archived-Veritas - As strange as it is, he helps keep Ricochet in check and teaches him about the more theoretical and technical side of things.
  • Archived-Roger Moon - A doctor who make you instantly sober and fix your liver yet still likes to play pool = new best friend.
  • Archived-Fus - Hurts just to be around after what happened with the timelines.


Quotes

Quotes by

"Dude I am a fucking master of running away! You know how much? I mastered fucking parkour, the French martial art! Nobody is better at running away than the French!"
- Ricochet trying to prove he's better at running than Archived-Fus
"I've had enough of your shit, so why don't you make like a tree AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PUB!"
- A somewhat confused Ricochet yelling a patron possessed by a rage spirit.
"Oh shit! Oh Fuck! God fucking dammit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Why do I always do this!?"
- Ricochet after insulting criminals in prison to lure them away from his friends...he ran for 20 minutes straight after that.
"Okay so I'm gonna finally get my life on track. I'm gonna learn to properly run the pub and fix it up, maybe even start a micro brew. Next is get more involved in mage stuff, probably join the Arrow and find a legacy. Oh yeah and I'm gonna cut down on the sleeping around side of things - I'm gonna find and stick with just one nice girl...who's open to threesomes...I can't change TOO much."
- Ricochete having a meaningful discussion with his cabal on Australia day
"YEAH BITCH! MOTHERFUCKING GHOST BUSTERS!"
An over excited Ricochet after using the "Spirit Jars" to capture a string of distruptive spirits
"GOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Ricochet's proud and triumphant cry as he jumped 30 feet straight down onto an evil minions head.
"I call it 'Project Fuck the World'!"
Ricochet's scarily proud declaration after revealing he has made a bomb
"FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!"
A defiant cry as Ric drops 60 feet down to the hopes that he'll survive
"I'll say this in my favor...I am fucking hard to kill!"
Ric picking the bullets out of his chest while hiding out in the sewers
"It's controversial and confuses the Guardians, of course I support! I'm Free Council!"
A proud declaration after coming up with an unconventional theory of Atlantis and attempting to spread it

Quotes about

"How the fuck did you pull that off? They all just fucking fall onto each other or something?"
- Archived-Aequitas, after coming to protect Ricochet from some thugs and finding them all on the ground bleeding.
"Hard day, boss? Wanna scotch to sooth the pain? On the house? *heh*"
- Archived-Guard bartender at Ricochet's bar
"Gopher's a sweetheart, not that he wants anyone to know. A bit too much testostorone, mind, and very little idea of what he's supposed to do with it, but he serves good cider, and he'd go a long way for a friend. Once he figures out what he's actually going to be when he grows up, he'll be beautiful - in the meantime, I won't spoil the surprise."
- Archived-Sunshine, with a wink and a smile.
"Everyone's got this fucked-up idea that one day the penny's going to drop, and then either Ric or I or both of us will dramatically admit that we were secretly in love with the other this entire time, and bam, resolution, the audience gets their two-bit Nicholas Sparks ending and all's right with the world. And honestly? It hacks me right the fuck off, because it's like people think that we can't be the most important people in each other's lives without some secret pining going on. Well, fuck that! It can be special without being sexy, and it is! Ric is the only person in the whole world I know will still love me tomorrow no matter how badly I fuck up today, and we don't have to deep down want to see each other's pink bits for that to be true; besides, we're already intimately familiar with the only pink bits that matter in each other, those being our fucking hearts.
Are you listening, world? CONSIDER THIS 'SHIP OFFICIALLY SUNK. In fact, fuck it, we're not even on the coast. Now...are you happy? We're landlocked, high and dry, completely beached. We don't even like to sit on the dunes, watch the waves and drink! What? ...of course I'm making sense!"
- Archived-Sash, ranting in response to yet another person secondguessing their bond, April, 2015.
"They're not afraid of us. Why are they never afraid of us? I mean, I'm tall, and you're...brunette..."
- Archived-Sash to Ric before kicking some tail, October, 2012.
"I'm glad you aren't dead. And thanks for trying to save my life... That was really nice of you..."
- Archived-Fus, flustered and confused - this time specifically after their brief Death experience.

Conversations

"Damn this is a good beer" - Archived-Aequitas to Archived-Veritas, not paying attention to proceedings.
"Who is your mentor Gopher?" - Archived-Agent Shrike
"This guy!" *claps Archived-Aequitas's shoulder* - Gopher
"What? Huh? I mean... Yeah. That's me. Totally" - Aequitas
"I think I just became Gopher's mentor" - Aequitas to Veritas.


"I've finally put that beat up old punch buggy into storage and I'm getting a new proper car." - Ricochet
"Oh really? So what are you looking at?" - Veritas.
"Thinking something sporty, or maybe a classic muscle car. Like a Stingray!" - Ricochet
"What are you having a mid-life crisis or something? What about when you settle down and have kids, where are you gonna fit them in that car?" - Veritas.
"Kids? Seriously? If I ever do I'm not gonna have more than one! Would you trust me with more than one kid? No! I wouldn't trust me with more than one kid! HELL! I'd barely trust myself with one!" -Ricochet


"Where do you get off not telling me about something like that, you gopher-looking, sawn-off, half-baked, fucking...Michael Jackson one-glove-wearing...fucking..." She kicks the door. "FUCK, Ric!" - Archived-Sash
"Hey, I was only dead for like 30 seconds and I got better! Death isn't that impressive!" - Archived-Richochet


"Are you having sex before marriage Ric!?" - Archived-Fidelus
"What's it matter if I am? I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish!" - Archived-Ricochet
"Jews don't have sex before marriage either!" - Archived-Veritas
"I didn't say I was a good Jew..." - Archived-Ricochet


"Cool glitter there, stripes. You look like you got yourself mauled by a really fabulous werewolf." - Archived-Ricochet
"Ha-fucking-ha, jerk. Hey, I've got an idea; why don't we give your girlfriend a shake, see if she and some happy thoughts can't make us fly?" - Archived-Sash

Rumors

  • Is far more capable and powerful than he seems, it's merely an act
  • Is actually a useless mage
  • Didn't awaken, is just naturally prone to being fates bitch
  • Is actually an Adamantine Arrow infiltrator.
  • It can't be coincidence that he knew almost EVERY mage in Brisbane before his Awakening
  • Has died and come back
  • Apparently has an apprentice named "Reggie"
  • Has a thing for older women
  • Is sleeping with a Changeling
  • Is dating the Mafia Dons Daughter

Inspirations and Soundtrack

Rocco, from Boondock Saints
Wash, from Firefly
Randal, from Clerks and Clerks II
Jack O'Diamonds, form Seven Psychopaths
Sterling Archer from Archer
Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad
Trevor from GTA 5
Mason from Dead Like Me
Delsin Rowe from inFamous - Second Son

OOC Info

Member Information
Player: Corwin Wright
Number: 2010090011
Domain: Brisbane
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