User:AlexR

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"Need to pack that with wolfsbane, to stop the wolf diseases."

"And that's when all my baby hair fell out!"

"If I'm so unhealthy, how come I never need to go to the bathroom?"

"Wait, he's got a pulse! No... I've got a pulse... WE'VE BOTH GOT A PULSE! WE'RE ALL ALIVE!"