Lester Crassus

"Get that shit off the air!"

Personal Information

Appearance

Sir Lester 'Les' Crassus is commanding and heavy built, but years of decadence has seen it sit more soft on his frame with a bit of a beer gut. He generally defaults to a business suit, but is just as likely to been see in short and a polo. His face has been weathered by years of smiling in the sun and there isn't as much hair up to as there used to be and there are a few flecks of gray. His smile is wide, his laugh is loud, and he sits he tends to sprawl.

Personality

Crassus is known for his abrasive personality, his wealth, his lavish gambling habits, and his expansive business empire. He's brash, jovial, and not known for his tact. When things are going his way life is good, but he's got a mean streak in him a mile wide and has no compunction showing it in public. While know for his loyalty to his friends, he is a ruthless business man and has a reputation for completely ruining the lives of those that meet his displeasure.

Information Known by Kindred Society

• At this time, Crassus is one of the richest and most influential men in Australia.
• While he is a member of the Crassus Ghoul Family, it's not believe at this time he has a Regent and has never been seen at Court.
• Due to his immense influence in Sydney, Kindred tend to call on him from all Covenants for favors; though no one has yet made a move at claiming in due to fear of other Kindred retaliating to claim the asset.
• He knows Vampires don't exist, and that the family has association with secret clubs and organisations that he works with from time to time. Though members of the Court suspect he knows somethings up.
• Due to him being a member of the Crassus Family, and their dogged, constant, and blatant denial of the existence of the supernatural; dealing with Crassus is not a breach of the Masquerade. (This is back by the source material)
• Kindred have seen him use Dominate, but highly doubt he knows he is using it.
• Crassus's influence is vast and runs extremely deep into almost all aspects of Sydney.

Timeline

This timeline is a work in progress

• 1950 - Born Lester James Crassus

Family

Siblings

• TBA

Spouses

• Lilly Crassus (Current)
• Helen Gordon (2nd Ex)
• Joanne Holiday (1st Ex)

Known Childern

• Rupert Crassus
• Sarah Murdock (Married - Peter Murdock)
• James Crassus

Known Grandchildern

• Bobby Murdock
• Lester Murdock
• Lilly Murdock

Quotes

Quotes By

"I don’t give guarantees to governments, I get them."

"A very wise old man who taught me about TV once told me if you can be right 60 percent of the time, you’ll own the world. "

"My father worked bloody hard to survive, and I didn’t see him because he paid a price for success… "

"This is not about money, it’s about ego. "

"There is a little bit of whore in all of us, gentlemen, don’t you think? "

"You British reckon everything can be solved by compromise and diplomacy. We Australians fight to the very last ditch. "

Quotes About

"He told me he'd kill me, yeah. I didn't think he was completely serious, but I didn't think he was entirely joking either. Look, he could be pretty scary. He did threaten to kill me and I said to him: 'Well, you'd better make sure that your assassin gets me first because, if he misses, you better know I won't miss you.' He could be a complete pig, you know. He could charm the birds out of the trees, but he could be a brute." - Malcolm Turncow

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Conversations

He Said She Said

Rumours

• Crassus is famously quoted for an exchange in a poker tournament at the Stratosphere Casino, where a Texan oil investor was attempting to engage him in a game of poker. Upon the Texan saying "I'm worth $60,000,000!" Crassus apparently pulled out a coin and asked nonchalantly, "heads or tails?", referring to a A$120 million wager. Some variations of the story put the sum at A$60 million to A$100 million and claim the line was "I'll toss you for it".

• Crassus is known to have conducted extra-marital affairs with a number of women including the late model Carly Lopes—who reportedly committed suicide after being shunned by Crassus. Publisher and former SonPress employee Reta Buttrose, and Joan Trethowan, his long-time mistress and manager (from 1983) of the Crassus-owned Sydney city health and fitness club, the Hyde Park Club.

• In the late 1990s it is reported that he walked into a major London casino and played £15 million on four roulette tables on his own and lost it all. He subsequently simply walked out of the casino with no regrets. This has been confirmed by casino owners in South East England.

• In June 2009 the Sydney Morning Times reported that former Federal Opposition leader Malcolm Turncow – a former legal adviser and business associate of Crassus– revealed to journalist Lillybel Crabb that Crssus had threatened to have him killed when they fell out over their 1991 attempt to take over the FairPrint newspaper group through their Terring consortium. Mr Crassus reportedly made the threat after Turncow told Crassus he was going to have him thrown out of the consortium by revealing Crassus's intention to play an interventionist role in the newspaper group. see quote above

Inspirations

Primary Influence

• Kerry Packer

Secondary Influences

• Les Grossman
• Sir Les Patterson
• Rupert Murdoch

Soundtrack

Theme

• Born to be Alive - Patrick Hernandez

Additional tracks

• Power - Kanye West
• Money - Pink Floyd
• Bloke - Chris Franklin
• Down Under - Men at Work

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Member Information
Player:	Symon
Number:	AU2006050003
Domain:	Sydney