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:Team Pink, blast off at the speed of (pink)light. | :Team Pink, blast off at the speed of (pink)light. | ||
:Surrender now, or prepare to fight. | :Surrender now, or prepare to fight. | ||
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+ | == Cayden's a Dick --Dedicated to [[Cayden Smith]]== | ||
+ | To the tune of 'Why Dont You Get A Job' - The Offspring. Honourable mentions of [[Harriet Lyle]] and [[Ajax Faulkner| Ajax]] and [[Astraia Van de Berg]]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :My cousins got a [[Harriet Lyle | daughter]] | ||
+ | :Man she hates that dick | ||
+ | :He keeps going Awoo all day | ||
+ | :She says "man I really gotta get a real dad | ||
+ | :And this one can just go away. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :He checks out Aia's [[Astraia Van de Berg |ass]] | ||
+ | :She surfs the waves alone | ||
+ | :He lies about everything all day | ||
+ | :But she wants a real wolfy just to stay at home | ||
+ | :With [[Ajax Faulkner| Ajax]] she’s gonna play | ||
==''Daeva Girl Dancing'' dedicated to [[Meredith Winchester-Roe]]== | ==''Daeva Girl Dancing'' dedicated to [[Meredith Winchester-Roe]]== | ||
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:The fire burnt, the sound thundered, | :The fire burnt, the sound thundered, | ||
: We said shit is farked. | : We said shit is farked. | ||
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+ | ==''Daeva Drama Number 5''== | ||
+ | Commissioned by [[Brandon Fitzchambers]] regarding [[Crystal Jade Roe]] (sorry it was the cost set) | ||
+ | To the Tune of Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Ladies and gentlevamp, this is Daeva Drama Number Five | ||
+ | :One, two, three, four, bite! | ||
+ | :It’s time for some loving, so go down right | ||
+ | :At the couture store around the corner | ||
+ | :The boys say they want some sweet lovin | ||
+ | :Love me, cos you really wanna | ||
+ | :Daeva fun like I had last week | ||
+ | :You need to go deep because talk is cheap | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I like Issac, Gaspar, Chase and Rita | ||
+ | :And as I continue you know they getting sweeter | ||
+ | :So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord | ||
+ | :To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly | ||
+ | :It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet | ||
+ | :A little bit of Philp in my life | ||
+ | :A little bit of Sean by my side | ||
+ | :A little bit of Eddie is all I need | ||
+ | :A little bit of Adrien is what I see | ||
+ | :A little bit of Sophie is so much fun | ||
+ | :A little bit of Matthew all night long | ||
+ | :A little bit of Jessica, here I am | ||
+ | :A little bit of awe says I can. | ||
+ | :Daeva Drama Five | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==''I Siskur Dah Myself '' dedicated to [[Alysia|Princess SkankyMcSkankSkank]]== | ||
+ | The Song of the Wizard Hunting | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Hunting Gulmoth, | ||
+ | :noone around me. | ||
+ | :A wizards hell, | ||
+ | :nature around me | ||
+ | :Not going well, | ||
+ | :My chances look dire | ||
+ | :Then I went down | ||
+ | :to friendly fire | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I cant blame, | ||
+ | :anyone else | ||
+ | :I went for the kill, | ||
+ | :and I Siskur Dah myself | ||
+ | :I cant blame, | ||
+ | :anyone else | ||
+ | :Oh no, Oh not my Ego... | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I'm the one, | ||
+ | :who go all distracted | ||
+ | :Annoying yantras, | ||
+ | :Became all detracted | ||
+ | :They stood their ground, | ||
+ | :I gatherd my power | ||
+ | :I chanted spells, | ||
+ | :I burnt some mana | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I rolled the dice, | ||
+ | :Fate didnt save me | ||
+ | :The Lie said NO, | ||
+ | :paradox baby! | ||
+ | |||
+ | :A foolish act | ||
+ | :I ache and I'm sorry | ||
+ | :Can you stop laughing | ||
+ | :My friend I implore you | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I cant blame | ||
+ | :anyone else | ||
+ | :I went for the kill | ||
+ | :and I Siskur Dah myself | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I cant blame | ||
+ | :anyone else | ||
+ | :Oh no, Oh no Oh No, My Ego... | ||
+ | |||
=Songs Dedicated to Groups= | =Songs Dedicated to Groups= | ||
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==Get Back to the Hedonism dedicated to the Geelong SX Court== | ==Get Back to the Hedonism dedicated to the Geelong SX Court== | ||
− | To the tune of [Get Back] by the Beatles. One of the most frenzy causing songs so far. | + | To the tune of [Get Back] by the Beatles. One of the most frenzy causing songs so far. Featuring [[Jakob Roe]] and the crew on the the Hedonism, Scavs: [[Vulture]] [[Hyena_CofD]] [[Issac Foxe]], and The Looking Glass that got burnt down, belongs to [[Crystal Jade Roe]] |
:Dragovich was a Gangrel, he said he wanted vengeance. | :Dragovich was a Gangrel, he said he wanted vengeance. | ||
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:Went berko ’cause he couldn't wait | :Went berko ’cause he couldn't wait | ||
− | :Jakob was courageous but he wasn’t patient | + | :[[Jakob Roe|Jakob]] was courageous but he wasn’t patient |
:Went rushing cause he couldn't wait | :Went rushing cause he couldn't wait | ||
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− | ==''Dance Macabre on Daddy | + | ==''Dance Macabre on [[Jakob Roe| Daddy Shark's]] Boat'' dedicated to the Geelong SX Court 2019.== |
To the tune of Rockin' In Rosalie's Boat by Nick Nixon | To the tune of Rockin' In Rosalie's Boat by Nick Nixon | ||
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:The night is thrillin’ and eternity we’re a killin | :The night is thrillin’ and eternity we’re a killin | ||
:The Dance Macabre begins to flow | :The Dance Macabre begins to flow | ||
− | :Meredith and Issac have the music playing | + | :[[Meredith Black|Meredith]] and [[Isaac Foxe|Issac]] have the music playing |
:And the boats swaying to and fro.. | :And the boats swaying to and fro.. | ||
− | :Elisy honey, drunk sailing ain’t funny | + | :[[Moon Greene|Elisy]] honey, drunk sailing ain’t funny |
− | :Delphi’s got a watchful eye on Miles | + | :[[Delphi|Delphi’s]] got a watchful eye on Miles |
− | :‘Cause Jakob’s drunk and the boat’s half sunk | + | :‘Cause [[Jakob Roe| Jakob’s]] drunk and the boat’s half sunk |
:And we’re adrift miles out to sea.. | :And we’re adrift miles out to sea.. | ||
− | :Now Billie and Star have slipped out of sight | + | :Now [[Billie Clark|Billie]] and [[Starr Rose| Star]] have slipped out of sight |
− | :Did Heyna just | + | :Did [[Hyena CofD|Heyna]] just lick a fish? |
− | :Leon’s eyes go wide, at the stuff Vulture can hide, | + | :[[Leon Ostrain Largward|Leon’s]] eyes go wide, at the stuff [[Vulture]] can hide, |
− | :While Wallapus talks philosophy with the fish.. | + | :While [[Wallace MacDougal|Wallapus] talks philosophy with the fish.. |
− | :Crystal’s relaxing with a grin of satisfaction | + | :[[Crystal Jade|Crystal’s]] relaxing with a grin of satisfaction |
− | :Coz Adrien’s got things well in hand | + | :Coz [[Adrien Durant|Adrien’s]] got things *well in hand* |
− | :Cadence is dancing, | + | :[[Cadence Erwin|Cadence]] is dancing, [[Valentina]] is scanning.. |
:..the horizon in search of dry land | :..the horizon in search of dry land | ||
− | :Red | + | :[[The Red Priest]]'s serving sermons and [[Nicodemus Leventus|Nico's]] counting his sequins, |
− | : | + | :[[Warragul]]'s ready to set sail |
− | :Brandon flirting and making grabby hands | + | :[[Brandon Fitzchambers|Brandon]] flirting and making grabby hands |
− | :As Director Mittens swishes her tail | + | :As [[Sydney Walker|Director Mittens]] swishes her tail |
:Well the sky’s getting lighter, prospects are brighter | :Well the sky’s getting lighter, prospects are brighter | ||
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:And it looks like he just died …. | :And it looks like he just died …. | ||
− | ==Mother's Army Rising- dedicated to all the seers in the Circle of the Crone== | + | ==Mother's Army Rising- dedicated to all the seers in the Circle of the Crone, Celene, Crystal, Vulture, Nora, Viktor== |
− | To the tune of Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater | + | To the tune of Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival. On the occasion of Melbourne Domain Launch. |
− | :Nozza sees a waxing gibbious moon a-rising | + | :[[Nora Quinn|Nozza]] sees a waxing gibbious moon a-rising |
− | :Vulture senses Doom on the way | + | :[[Vulture]] senses Doom on the way |
− | :Celene see storms and lightnin' | + | :[[Celene]] see storms and lightnin' |
:It's Revolution time that day. | :It's Revolution time that day. | ||
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:Nozza dreamed hurricanes a-blowing | :Nozza dreamed hurricanes a-blowing | ||
− | :Viktor know Destructionis coming soon | + | :[[Viktor Reynder|Viktor]] know Destructionis coming soon |
− | :Vulture reads the well over flowing | + | :[[Vulture]] reads the well over flowing |
− | :Crystal hears familiar voice of rage and ruin | + | :[[Crystal Jade Roe| Crystal]] hears familiar voice of rage and ruin |
:Come on round tonight, | :Come on round tonight, | ||
:Come and take some life | :Come and take some life | ||
:The Mothers Armys on the rise | :The Mothers Armys on the rise | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==''Ventrue Eyes'' - dedicated to all the Venture== | ||
+ | To the tune of ''Hungry Eyes'' - Eric Carment | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I've been meaning to tell you | ||
+ | :I've got this ego that won't subside | ||
+ | :I look at you and you’re Mesmerised | ||
+ | :You're mine tonight | ||
+ | :Now I've got you in my sights | ||
+ | |||
+ | :With these Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :One Iron Edict and I can't disguise | ||
+ | :I've got Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :You’ll forget this meeting between you and I | ||
+ | |||
+ | :I want to hold you so hear my Entombed Command | ||
+ | :I want to tells you how it really happened … | ||
+ | :Darling tonight | ||
+ | :Now I've got you in my sights | ||
+ | |||
+ | :With these Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :One case of False Memories and I can't disguise | ||
+ | :I've got Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :You’ll forget this meeting between you and I | ||
+ | |||
+ | :With these Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :Now I've got you in my sights | ||
+ | :With these Ventrue eyes | ||
+ | :Now did I Possesses you by surprise | ||
+ | :I need you, you see | ||
+ | :A puppet you were meant to be | ||
+ | |||
+ | :With these Ventrue eyes…. | ||
+ | |||
=Songs Dedicated to Places and Misc= | =Songs Dedicated to Places and Misc= | ||
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==''One Night In Geelong'' dedicated all the Geelong characters 2018== | ==''One Night In Geelong'' dedicated all the Geelong characters 2018== | ||
To the tune of ''One night in Bankok'' To the tune by Murray head | To the tune of ''One night in Bankok'' To the tune by Murray head | ||
− | :Geelong- Forgotten Port City | + | :[[Southern_Cross_Requiem_CofD|Geelong]]- Forgotten Port City |
:Nighttime visitors don’t know whats in store yet | :Nighttime visitors don’t know whats in store yet | ||
:The dark and dirty alley where the corruption thrives | :The dark and dirty alley where the corruption thrives | ||
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:You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum | :You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum | ||
:And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee | :And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee | ||
− | :I didn’t see that Eddie just hacked me. | + | :I didn’t see that [[Eddie Donalds|Eddie]] just hacked me. |
:Every street is looking like another | :Every street is looking like another | ||
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:It’s a shame, it a pity, it’ really such a pity, | :It’s a shame, it a pity, it’ really such a pity, | ||
:if overlooking the Fitzzy palace, or looking at the city. | :if overlooking the Fitzzy palace, or looking at the city. | ||
− | :Hey that Hyena stabbed that Trickzza unprovoked! | + | :Hey that [CofD_Hyena|Hyena] stabbed that Trickzza unprovoked! |
:You, need, to grow strong and tough, | :You, need, to grow strong and tough, | ||
− | :Follow | + | :Follow [[Valerie Fitzchambers| President Fitzzy]] law, or it might just get tough! |
− | :Back off I’m a Roe on a mission | + | :Back off I’m a [Jakob Roe|Roe] on a mission |
:And I’m a Domus right behind you and I’m oathin what your dishing, | :And I’m a Domus right behind you and I’m oathin what your dishing, | ||
:Who’s bright idea was it to come here anyway, | :Who’s bright idea was it to come here anyway, | ||
− | :Oh yea … | + | :Oh yea … [[Chantilly Lace Roe|Lacey’s]]…. |
:One night in Geelong and you loose your honour | :One night in Geelong and you loose your honour | ||
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:You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum. | :You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum. | ||
:And the Crone will sacrifice you for free. | :And the Crone will sacrifice you for free. | ||
− | :I can feel the Oracle staring at me. | + | :I can feel the [[Delphi|Oracle Delphi]] staring at me. |
:Luna-vic knights put their minds at rest | :Luna-vic knights put their minds at rest | ||
:Knowing each night being a bloody quest | :Knowing each night being a bloody quest | ||
− | :But still its so much better than a foot in the door or | + | :But still its so much better than a foot in the door or [[Warragul|Independent study]]. |
:Thanks gods I’m only visiting here | :Thanks gods I’m only visiting here | ||
:Just watching it all | :Just watching it all | ||
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:I’d rather have a ditch or a tree in a holler | :I’d rather have a ditch or a tree in a holler | ||
:I’d take you away, My covenant invites you, | :I’d take you away, My covenant invites you, | ||
− | :But | + | :But Brisbane or Adelaide don’t excite you. |
:So go back to your filth and corruption | :So go back to your filth and corruption | ||
− | :and brothels full of … oh daeva | + | :and brothels full of … oh daeva ghouls… wow… |
:One night in Geelong and you lose your humour | :One night in Geelong and you lose your humour | ||
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:You will get robbed by the corporate Invictus | :You will get robbed by the corporate Invictus | ||
:And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee | :And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee | ||
− | :I didn’t feel | + | :I didn’t feel [[Meredith Winchester-Roe| Sheriff Meredith]] just torpor me. |
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==''Why cant the Mekhet Maths'' aka al the stupid Gangrel rumours about the other clans== | ==''Why cant the Mekhet Maths'' aka al the stupid Gangrel rumours about the other clans== | ||
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To the tune of "Fight Like a Girl - Minecraft" | To the tune of "Fight Like a Girl - Minecraft" | ||
− | :Don't judge me by my | + | :Don't judge me by my clan |
− | :Don't judge me by my | + | :Don't judge me by my cov |
:Don't judge me by my face | :Don't judge me by my face | ||
:Or the bit of missing my nose | :Or the bit of missing my nose | ||
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:Or my titles or my hype | :Or my titles or my hype | ||
:Just judge me by the way that I bite! | :Just judge me by the way that I bite! | ||
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+ | :bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp. | ||
+ | :bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp. | ||
:Don't judge me by my friends | :Don't judge me by my friends | ||
− | : | + | :or judge my blood sorcery |
− | :don't judge me by my | + | :don't judge me by my disciplines |
:or the things you cannot see | :or the things you cannot see | ||
:don't judge me if I’m wrong | :don't judge me if I’m wrong |
Latest revision as of 21:53, 20 September 2020
OOC: These are IC songs and stories from various individuals.
CofD 2.0 Various songs Songs by Uncle Gadi
CofD 2.0 Various songs Songs by others.
Songs Dedicated to Characters
My Gangrel Girl dedicated to Nora Quinn
To the tune of [My Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison]
- Well I met her in Dubbo,
- She was beating up the facility guards
- Her claws ripped them a new one
- And then she kick him in the nuts real hard
- Done mind them in their fallen state.
- She took their vitae,
- She saw me applauding her work
- And she came right up and,
- punched me in the face
- Owww Owww Gangrel girl,
- O darn my Gangrel girl
- Now is that any way to treat
- A Fan of your work?
- I copped a kick to the family jewels
- And she,
- called me a jerk
- We both started laughing and she
- Said she she admired my guts,
- Then another guard came up and got,
- A spiked boot right in the nuts
- From you,
- my Gangrel girl
- Hold those claws up, my Gangrel Girl
- Up all night in prison ward
- It's just a feeding date.
- Shala lalalalalallalal la d da
- La de da
I like Big Claws dedicated to Nora Quinn
To the tune of [I like Big Butts - Sir Mix ALot]
- I like big caws, of the horrid type,
- Ya other kindred cant deny
- When they out all night, Every thing in sight
- Is gonna get shredded, get outta my face.
- I’m gettin Stung, By the mess I made
- Cause ya know by my claws, the masq is stuffed!
- Those claws them body are tearing
- Shredding armor youse is wearing
- Oh Baby, i’m under pressure
- To do something with this frenzy
- My best friend tied to tell me..NO
- but my claws is begging JJJust please use me!
One more Fight dedicated to Nora Quinn
To the tune of One More Night, Phil Collins
- One more fight
- One more fight
- I've been trying ooh so long to grapple you know
- Let you know how my claws feel
- And if I stumble if I fall, because you stabbed me first
- Come here, So I can grapple you please…
- Please give me one more Fight
- Give me one more fight
- One more fight, do you want to live forever?
- Give me just one more fight, oh just one more fight
- Oh one more fight 'cause I dont live forever.
- I've been stalking you so long
- Wasting time, just lurking in your home
- And I was wondering should I jump you
- Then I thought, fuck Seano’s home
- Please give me one more fight, give me just one more fight
- Oh one more fight, do you want to live forever?
- Please give me one more fight, oh just one more fight
- Oh just one more fight, 'cause I can't wait forever
- Give me one more Fight, give me just one more Fight
- Oh one more fight 'cause I dont live forever.
- Like a stalker to the mark,
- I will always be with you
- And if you sail away
- I will follow you
Poetry in Motion dedicated to Nora Quinn
To the tune of [Livin' la Vida Loca - Ricky Martin]
- She in to evisceration,
- Frenzy and Martial Arts,
- Kino Mutai, concentration
- And lethal body parts
- She in to claws and Brute Force
- She’s aint no Tortoise Shell
- She’s got no time for parties
- Hats, heels, or Gabrielle
- She’ll knock the sword out of hand
- With disabling tactics and grace
- And just when you think she done
- She’ll punch you in the face
- Bounce you off a Hard Surface,
- Relentless Assault now,
- Fire up that Juggernauts gait devotion
- Frenzy, and Bezerker Style
- She’s poetry in Motion
- Ride the Wave in Style
- Falling pillar commotion
- Focus Attack and Impale
- She’s poetry in motion
Barbie Boy Dedicated to Brandon Fitzchambers
To the tune of [Barbie Girl - Aqua]
- He's a barbie Boy,
- He has lots of toys,
- Life in the Conspiracy,
- The same as the aristocracy.
- You can brush his hair.
- Take him any where,
- And accessory,
- That a necessity.
- He a blond Barbie boy,
- (No he not your toy)
- Kiss him here, touch him there,
- He's like candy
- He's a Barbie Boy,
- He'sa Daeva toy,
- Life in conspiracy,
- Has its complicity.
- You can brush his hair,
- Auction him anywhere
- Imagination that is your prestation
Pink Trouble Dedicated to Brandon Fitzchambers and Gahbrielle Chou
To the tune of Double Trouble (Team Rocket) Lyrics John Loeffler
- To scourge society with demanded prestation.
- To whinge at all peoples within our nation.
- To Demand be given attention & love.
- To cry ‘Because I Deserve it’’ to the stars above.)
- (And Mamma President)
- Brando, Gabby
- Team Pink, blast off at the speed of (pink)light.
- Surrender now, or prepare to fight.
Cayden's a Dick --Dedicated to Cayden Smith
To the tune of 'Why Dont You Get A Job' - The Offspring. Honourable mentions of Harriet Lyle and Ajax and Astraia Van de Berg.
- My cousins got a daughter
- Man she hates that dick
- He keeps going Awoo all day
- She says "man I really gotta get a real dad
- And this one can just go away.
- He checks out Aia's ass
- She surfs the waves alone
- He lies about everything all day
- But she wants a real wolfy just to stay at home
- With Ajax she’s gonna play
Daeva Girl Dancing dedicated to Meredith Winchester-Roe
dedicated to Meredith Winchester-Roe to the tune of [Porn Star Dancing - My Darkest Days]
- Some girls sit and smell the roses
- Some gaze up at the stars
- Some wave whips, some wear leathers
- Some hang round in bars
- Some say its romantic to go off hunting
- Romping in moon lit vales
- I find it quaint, but I find pleasure
- Hunting and chasing tails..
- But along comes a girl, from her head to her toes,
- Charging me up like an Vitae Flow yeah ahhh..
- She entrances young and old
- From Neonate to Elders without a soul,
- She’s got a heart so black and cold (watchin)
- Daeva Girl Dancing
- She wraps her arms around your leg
- She’s got you in a grapple to make you beg
- Got down on my knees and prayed (for more)
- ..Lost to a Daeva Girl wrestling
- Just one slip and I’m undone
- Blinding hot as mid-day sun
- I’d Give my all for just (Daeva Girls Dancin)
- Some people like the highland snowfall
- Some like it cool and mild
- She plays rough in hell fire clubs
- She likes hot and wild
- She’s making you weep, she’s disturbing your sleep
- You cant resist her, your heart she’ll reap yeah-ah…
- She entrances young and old
- From Perth to Canberra so cold
- She’s got a heart so black and cold
- Daeva Girl Dancing
- She wraps her arms around your neck
- She’s got the moves to make you beg
- Got me down on my knees and prayed (for more)
- Daeva Girl wrestling
- Just one slip and I’m undone
- Blinding hot as mid-day sun
- I’d Give my all for just one
- A flip and twist and leaves me stunned
- She entrances young and old
- From Perth to Canberra so cold
- She’s got a heart so black and cold
- Daeva Girl Dancing
- She wraps her arms around your neck
- She’s got the moves to make you beg
- Got down on my knees and prayed (I don’t loose again)
- To a Daeva Girl wrestling
Gaspar dedicated to Gaspar Acosta Da Blanca
To the tune of [Lumberjack Song- Monty Python]
- He's a pirate and he's okay,
- He raps all night and he sleeps all day
- He sails his ship. He loves his crew.
- He aint been to the lavatory.
- On Wednesdays he go shoppin'
- And has buttered Sophie for tea.)
That Awkward Dance dedicated to Leon Ostrain Largward
dedicated to Leon Ostrain Largward to the tune of "Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga, cover by Halestorm]
- I need a investigator,
- I need a Le-on,
- Who'll follow clues and
- Foil Dragovich's plans,
- A Larg-ward-Man
- with short pants
- The Awkward Man.
- Auspexing plots,
- Empathying lies,
- Mekhet Assassins,
- Gangrel Spies,
- A Larg-ward-Man
- Awkward stance!
- As fast he can.
- He come when we need him,
- The facts wont impeed him
- Dont look now, or you'll be in the awkward stance
- Leon's on the case,
- When we come face to face
- With an Awkward Circumstance
- We're along for the ride,
- He's got a bit tongue tied,
- And we'll do the Awarkard Dance
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
- Oh that Awkward Largward Dance
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
- Let’s do the Awkward Largward Dance
She'll be Watching You dedicated to Georgiana Turpin
Dedicated to Georgiana Turpin aka Madam Turpy the Delores Umbridge of the Conspiracy. To the tune of 'Every Breath You Take by The Police
- Every oath we make
- Every title we fake
- Every ghoul we make
- Every Tradition we break
- She’ll be watching you.
- At the cabaret,
- Every line you say,
- Every part you play
- Every night you stay
- She's be Marking you.
- Oh, can't you see
- It’s a conspiracy
- She gives us lines
- While we dressed to the nines.
- In the Danse Macabre, I've been removed from that Elysium-place
- Just that one night, the Beast raise their face
- One big frenzy was one hell of a disgrace
- I hate lines lines and the carpet to replace,
- I keep cryin', "Please Sire, help please!"
- Oh, can't you see
- It’s a conspiracy
- She gives us lines
- To do all the times.
- Every class we take
- Every mistake we make
- She'll been watching you
- Every smile we fake
- Every rule we break
- She'll been Nossing you
I'll Make A Kindred Out of You Dedicated to [[ ]] as per request of Vlastislav Radev
As per request of Vlastislav Radev To the tune Mulan I'll Make a Man Out of You" Donny Osmond
- Let's get down to business, to learn to vamp.
- Did they send me revenants, when I asked for scamps?
- You're the saddest fledglings I ever met
- But you can bet before we're through
- Fledglings, I'll make a Kindred out of you
- Human like appearance, but a Beast within
- Once you control your hunger, you can enjoy the sin
- You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
- And you haven't got a clue
- Fledglings, I'll make a Kindred out of you
- Be a kindred
- With all the speed of celerity
- Be a kindred
- With all the charm of majesty
- Be a kindred
- With all the strength the three traditions
- Mysterious as the Daaaaanse Macabre
Geesed Lightning dedicated to Vlastislav Radev
Dedicated to Vlastislav Radev Geese, To the tune of Greased Lightning
- We've got Geese.
- They're multiplying.
- And I'm losing control.
- 'Cause the fire
- They’s supplying,
- Is Terrifying.
- You better harden up,
- 'Cause it needs a vamp
- And its eyes is set on you.
- You better shape up,
- You better understand
- To their nature they must be true.
- Its the one that goes honk
- The one that goes honk! (Honk! Honk! honk!)
- The one that goes honk! (Honk! Honk! honk!)
- If you're feeling
- Some crispy emotion,
- That's too hard to convey.
- Frenzy,
- Away in any direction.
- Baby ride the wave.
Goose Struck dedicated to Vlastislav Radev
To the tune of Thunderstruck ACDC
- I was caught
- In verandah of Kisaan Estate
- I looked round
- There was the farking goose,
- My mind raced
- And I thought what could I do
- And I knew
- There was no help, no help for me.
- Sound of the Goose
- The rumble of thunder
- Blasted me apart
- I’ve been
- Goosetruck
Radev's Geese Haiku dedicated to Vlastislav Radev
Dedicated to Vlastislav Radev Geese, Haiku 5 7 5
- The Geese Came for us
- The fire burnt, the sound thundered,
- We said shit is farked.
Daeva Drama Number 5
Commissioned by Brandon Fitzchambers regarding Crystal Jade Roe (sorry it was the cost set) To the Tune of Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
- Ladies and gentlevamp, this is Daeva Drama Number Five
- One, two, three, four, bite!
- It’s time for some loving, so go down right
- At the couture store around the corner
- The boys say they want some sweet lovin
- Love me, cos you really wanna
- Daeva fun like I had last week
- You need to go deep because talk is cheap
- I like Issac, Gaspar, Chase and Rita
- And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
- So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
- To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
- It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet
- A little bit of Philp in my life
- A little bit of Sean by my side
- A little bit of Eddie is all I need
- A little bit of Adrien is what I see
- A little bit of Sophie is so much fun
- A little bit of Matthew all night long
- A little bit of Jessica, here I am
- A little bit of awe says I can.
- Daeva Drama Five
I Siskur Dah Myself dedicated to Princess SkankyMcSkankSkank
The Song of the Wizard Hunting
- Hunting Gulmoth,
- noone around me.
- A wizards hell,
- nature around me
- Not going well,
- My chances look dire
- Then I went down
- to friendly fire
- I cant blame,
- anyone else
- I went for the kill,
- and I Siskur Dah myself
- I cant blame,
- anyone else
- Oh no, Oh not my Ego...
- I'm the one,
- who go all distracted
- Annoying yantras,
- Became all detracted
- They stood their ground,
- I gatherd my power
- I chanted spells,
- I burnt some mana
- I rolled the dice,
- Fate didnt save me
- The Lie said NO,
- paradox baby!
- A foolish act
- I ache and I'm sorry
- Can you stop laughing
- My friend I implore you
- I cant blame
- anyone else
- I went for the kill
- and I Siskur Dah myself
- I cant blame
- anyone else
- Oh no, Oh no Oh No, My Ego...
Songs Dedicated to Groups
All Night Society dedication to The Brisbane Court 2017
To the tune of [Piano Man] by Billy Joel
- It’s time for court on a Saturday
- The All Night Society shuffles in,
- Rudolph and Kitty the carthians sitting next to me
- On their phones: the Sexting, or cybering sin.
- I get stuck with the religious nuts bags right away
- So I sit and practice my tone,
- I wont need to twist laments or melodies,
- Coz they’ll ask for one song along,
- Oh La da de da
- Sing us a song old Story man,
- Sing up some Cruac tonight,
- ‘Coz we don’t want to hold on to our humanity,
- And the Crone’s Mantle will do us all right
- Now Viktor the clubowner is a friend of mine,
- He lets us scab drinks for free,
- And he quick with punch, and gives long lunch,
- And theres’ nothing else he’d rather be.
- He say Gad’s I cant stand this Parliament,
- They make hunting for blood so hard,
- Well I’m sure I it could be better,
- But it’s better than being a bard.
- La la la, di da da
- La la, di da da da dum
- Now Meredith’s a House Roe freshie
- Who’s still getting used to this unLife
- She talking to Yoggy, a shadow old foggy,
- Who’s been chasing Strix his whole life.
- And Isobel’s practicing politics
- As the blood rationing gets dear,
- And I try to tell about stories,
- But its not what they want to hear.
- Sing us some Cruac old Crone man,
- Sing up some Cruac tonight,
- ‘Coz we don’t want to sit and procastinate,
- And the Crone’s Mantle will do us all right,
- It’s a pretty good gathering for a Saturday
- And the High Priestess gives the okay,
- So we smack some sod who thinks he’s a god
- And forget about life for today.
Get Back to the Hedonism dedicated to the Geelong SX Court
To the tune of [Get Back] by the Beatles. One of the most frenzy causing songs so far. Featuring Jakob Roe and the crew on the the Hedonism, Scavs: Vulture Hyena_CofD Issac Foxe, and The Looking Glass that got burnt down, belongs to Crystal Jade Roe
- Dragovich was a Gangrel, he said he wanted vengeance.
- Planned to take Geelong back,
- Adam was wanker but he wasn’t patient
- Went berko ’cause he couldn't wait
- Jakob was courageous but he wasn’t patient
- Went rushing cause he couldn't wait
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to the Hedonism.
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to the Hedonism.
- Adam was a Gangrel, he’s the former sheriff
- Promised to make Geelong pay,
- Leads his group to battle, lead them off to fashion,
- Never says he’s going away.
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to Into the Looking Glass
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to Into the Looking Glass
- Scavs was a trio, in their cuddle puddle
- Cotrie with a trashy schtick,
- Hyena went to investigate, Foxy in his tights,
- Vulture with her face real split.
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to Scavenger House!
- Get back, Get back!
- Get back to Scavenger House!
- Dragovich was a Gangrel, he said he wanted vengeance.
- Planned to take Geelong back,
- Get whacked, Get whacked,
- Get whacked, coz you got it coming.
- Get whacked, Get whacked,
- Get whacked, coz you got it coming.
Strike the Strix dedicated to the Strix
To the tune of "Deck the Halls"
- Strike the Strix with claws and arrows
- Fa la la la la, la la hoo hoo
- Tis the season to get rid of possession
- Fa la la la la, la la hoo hoo
- Strike them down with celerity and vigor
- Fa la la la la, la la hoo hoo
- Kick them out of Darwin forever
- Fa la la la la, la la hoo hoo
- See the fight stretch before us
- Fa la la la la, la la hoo hoo
- Take them down and join the chorus
- Fa la la la la, la la la la, (surprise initiation)
- Thank the Vics for bankrolling these measures
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (or Victor can bankoll us)
- Strix are gone for now and ever
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (la la we hope)
- Laugh until the yellow eye check is over
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (la la we hope)
- Filll the air with heart raging fervour
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (la la we hope)
- Burn the city for safety measure
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (la la mind us)
- Then reward for axe most valorous
- Fa la la la la, la la la la (la la hoo hoo)
Friends for Dinner dedicated to all the Diabelerists
To the tune of Friends for Dinner - The Land Before Time
- They just want to have friends for dinner
- They want to have serpent soup
- And shadowy Stew
- You won't think it's funny when they chew on you
- That's not a very nice thing to do,
- To have friends for dinner!
- They can't eat vegetables, only vitae
- They’ll munch and they’ll crunch those little haunts allday.
- If they just eats a Lord, wouldn't that be enough?
- They would spit out savage 'cause they’re too tough
- Friends for dinner
- Don't want to be friends for dinner
- We'd rather stay in Elysium, Haven in a tree
- Party all night with the mermaids in the sea
- One thing we know we don't want to be
- Is friends for dinner
- They’ll chew your wrist and nibble your neck
- Trace the femoral artery down your leg,
- Gangrel Pot Pie and Daeva Dessert
- Friends for dinner
- Don't want to be friends for dinner
- Don't want to be Shadow A-La-Mode Or Aperiff of Haunt
- Yuck!You know you've run out of luck
- when you're friends for dinner
- Friends for dinner Just friends for dinner
- Friends for dinner!
The Sounds of Violence mostly about bootcamp run with Viktor Reynder
To the tune of [Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkle]
Obs-ters paradise dedicated to all the Stalkers
with assistance from Vulture dedicated to all the stalkers To the tune of [Gangsters Paradise’’ by Coolio]
- As I Obs through the Rack, where I’m stalking my prey
- Just a Face in the Crowd, who’ll I bite today?
- What a discipline, for a stalker like me
- Everyone appreciates me in the All Night Society
- From the mountain of Toowoomba, to Adelaide’s Rundel mall,
- Red Ledger Canberra city, To Perths burnt halls
- I travelled Brisbane 13 districts, seedy streets, haunted vales,
- Stalk the urban wilds and chase our favourite tails
- Grab a snack, from from the sun gotta hide
- Fangs drawn, Touch of Shadows take the ride,
- Fool, I’m the kind stalker neonates wants to be like
- Stalking all my prey, Cloak of Shadows in the moonlight
- Been spending most our lives
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Use Touch of Shadow once or twice
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Sleeping days and hunting night,
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Oubliette takes sacrifice
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Keep your eye on the mark, Wraith's Presence in the dark
- Stalking across the party scene, Obsed hardly seen
- Cloak the Gathering neat, We never run in defeat
- Touch of Deprivation, surprise attack
- Bare fangs, no retreat.
- Hunger calls us far,
- No matter where we roam
- Dead Man's Reprieve calls us to come back home
- So don’t be tired, and don’t be whiney
- Or brother I’ll have to Shatter the Shroud on your hiney
- Tell me how can you, be so Auspexy,
- Clashing of wills, is it jealousy?
- Been spending most our lives
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Selling bridges, put revenants on ice
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Walking unseen and hitting twice
- Striking from Obs-ters paradise
- Tempted chance, will steal her dice,
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Huntin down the vitae, Jus' me and mah blood brother,
- Raised and Oubliette on Monday, soon I’ll raise another,
- Night after night, rest after rest
- Stalking after Marks, best of the best
- The first to Obs in, the last one to leave the scene,
- A flurry of limbs, a flash of teeth, obs that scream!
- Some say it’s unfair, to Obs everywhere,
- An Epic fight, fought, in the darkest of night
- You know I don’t lose, that it’s the path that I choose
- Nothing more can I state, except Oubliette’s your fate.
- Been spending most our lives
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Touch of Shadows half the fun, (yea right)
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- Invisibility with with Cloak of the Night,
- Livin' in an Obs-ters paradise
- You really better best think twice,
- When you cross into the Obs-ters paradise
- Tell me why must you be, be so Auspexy?
- Calling us out, is it jealousy?
- Tell me how can you see, must be Auspexy
- Still, your trapped in my Oubliettey
The Birds are coming dedicated to all the people with heads in the sand
To the tune of [Beds are Burning - Midnight Oil]
- Here in Yr Ysgolhaig's halls
- Seekers of knowledge have it all
- Life-times of books lay in store
- BUT
- They send us out to get them more..
- We have come
- We’ll find the stacks
- To read and learn
- But they still lack..
- We have come
- And they dont care
- With little thought
- to our welfare
- Now they send us, while they sit, book learning
- Harvesting secrets while the Stix are coming!
- It’s all fucked.. a bit concerning..
- Cataloguing secrets, while the strix are coming!
- Uncounted volumes
- Now with us about
- Greedy for more
- So, they’ll send us out
- Seeking out the hidden clues
- exhausting ashen avenues
- Misinformation flows, like a stream
- Scorch our lungs, as we breathe
- We have come
- Our feet are sore..
- They’re lounging ’round
- While we get more
- It never ends
- Pulling out our hair
- Entitled brats..
- This aint fair..
- they send us, while they sit, book learning
- Harvesting secrets while the stix are coming!
- It’s all fucked.. a bit concerning..
- Cataloguing secrets, while the strix are coming!
Dance Macabre on Daddy Shark's Boat dedicated to the Geelong SX Court 2019.
To the tune of Rockin' In Rosalie's Boat by Nick Nixon
- When the sun goes down we slip out of town
- Down past Queenscliff, into Port Phillip Bay
- We take the mood, and a bottle o lacrima
- And go the Danseing Macabre on Daddy Shark’s boat.
- Well the stars are bright and there’s a moon out tonight
- And into the ocean we go
- And we sure make a lot of waves on the water
- Dance Macabre in Daddy Shark’s boat
- The night is thrillin’ and eternity we’re a killin
- The Dance Macabre begins to flow
- Meredith and Issac have the music playing
- And the boats swaying to and fro..
- Elisy honey, drunk sailing ain’t funny
- Delphi’s got a watchful eye on Miles
- ‘Cause Jakob’s drunk and the boat’s half sunk
- And we’re adrift miles out to sea..
- Now Billie and Star have slipped out of sight
- Did Heyna just lick a fish?
- Leon’s eyes go wide, at the stuff Vulture can hide,
- While [[Wallace MacDougal|Wallapus] talks philosophy with the fish..
- Crystal’s relaxing with a grin of satisfaction
- Coz Adrien’s got things *well in hand*
- Cadence is dancing, Valentina is scanning..
- ..the horizon in search of dry land
- The Red Priest's serving sermons and Nico's counting his sequins,
- Warragul's ready to set sail
- Brandon flirting and making grabby hands
- As Director Mittens swishes her tail
- Well the sky’s getting lighter, prospects are brighter
- We’re all feeling the nights effects..
- I turn to find, eyes gazing to mine
- Time to get dragged, below deck
- Well the stars are bright and there’s a moon out tonight
- And into the ocean we go
- And we sure make a lot of waves on the water
- Dance Macabre in Daddy Shark’s boat
Daeva Party Night dedicated to all the Daeva
To the tune of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry
Oops I banged him to death Dedicated to Daeva
To the tune of Oops I did it again" - Britney Spears
- Oops I did it again.
- I just cant believe I banged him to death
- Oh baby it might seem like some Awe
- But that dosent means, I’m not fabulous
- But what I loose my reflexes
- You best not be next to me
- Oh baby bay
- Oops I did it agagin,
- I used vigor,
- I banged him to death
- Oh baby baby
- Oops I think that’s his skull.
- I’m soaked in his blood,
- And it looks like he just died
Daeva Party Night dedicated to all the Daeva
To the tune of Last Friday Night by Katy Perry
- There's a body in my bed
- There's a pounding in my head
- Blood all over the room
- Floating bodies in the pool
- I smell like a cheap perfume
- Hookers garrotted in the yard
- Tinder what did I do?
- This a hickey or a bruise?
- Party from last night
- Ended up online
- When I screwed
- Oh well
- I’m a unfocused blur
- But I'm pretty sure I ruled, hot damn
- Last Friday night
- Yeah we danced on table tops
- Wearing pink booty shorts,
- Then I Kissed, so you forgot
- Last Friday night
I killed a Guy dedicated to all the accidental deaths
Dedicated to all the accidental deaths, to the tune of "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry.
- This was never the way I planned
- Not my intention
- I got hungry, the beast got out hand
- Lost my discretion
- It's not what, I'm used to
- Too distracted for mesmerization
- I'm hungry for you
- Caught my attention
- I killed a guy and I liked it
- The taste of his blood so thick.
- I killed a guy just to try it
- I hope my humanity don't mind it
- It felt so wrong
- It felt so right
- Don't mean I'm embracing tonight
- I killed a guy and I liked it
- I liked it
- No, I don't even know your name
- It doesn't matter
- You're my feeding game
- Just kindred nature
- It's just what, some vamps do
- Not how they should behave
- My head gets so confused
- Hard to obey
- I killed a guy and I liked it
- It felt so wrongIt felt so right
==Oops I banged him to death - Dedicate death by Daeva Snu Snu To the tune of Oops I did it again" - Britney Spears
- Oops I did it again.
- I just cant believe I banged him to death
- Oh baby it might seem like some Awe
- But that dosent means, I’m not fabulous
- But what I loose my soveregnity
- You best not be next to me
- Oh baby bay
- Oops I did it agagin,
- I used vigor,
- I banged him to death
- Oh baby baby
- Oops I think that’s his skull.
- I’m soaked in his blood,
- And it looks like he just died ….
Mother's Army Rising- dedicated to all the seers in the Circle of the Crone, Celene, Crystal, Vulture, Nora, Viktor
To the tune of Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival. On the occasion of Melbourne Domain Launch.
- Nozza sees a waxing gibbious moon a-rising
- Vulture senses Doom on the way
- Celene see storms and lightnin'
- It's Revolution time that day.
- Come on round tonight,
- Come and take some life
- The Mothers Armys on the rise
- Nozza dreamed hurricanes a-blowing
- Viktor know Destructionis coming soon
- Vulture reads the well over flowing
- Crystal hears familiar voice of rage and ruin
- Come on round tonight,
- Come and take some life
- The Mothers Armys on the rise
Ventrue Eyes - dedicated to all the Venture
To the tune of Hungry Eyes - Eric Carment
- I've been meaning to tell you
- I've got this ego that won't subside
- I look at you and you’re Mesmerised
- You're mine tonight
- Now I've got you in my sights
- With these Ventrue eyes
- One Iron Edict and I can't disguise
- I've got Ventrue eyes
- You’ll forget this meeting between you and I
- I want to hold you so hear my Entombed Command
- I want to tells you how it really happened …
- Darling tonight
- Now I've got you in my sights
- With these Ventrue eyes
- One case of False Memories and I can't disguise
- I've got Ventrue eyes
- You’ll forget this meeting between you and I
- With these Ventrue eyes
- Now I've got you in my sights
- With these Ventrue eyes
- Now did I Possesses you by surprise
- I need you, you see
- A puppet you were meant to be
- With these Ventrue eyes….
Songs Dedicated to Places and Misc
Its Revolution time in Brisbane 2017- Dedicated to the Brisbane Court 2017
sung to “Christmas at Ground Zero” by Weird Al
- It’s Revolution time in Brisbane
- There's propaganda in the air,
- The cover up is spinning and the media team are singin'
- While the police sirens blare,
- It’s Revolution time in Brisbane
- The Parliament is pissed,
- The wolves took Section 7 and now we’re regrettin, cause,
- we’re all on their naughty list
- You may dream of mobilizing outrage,
- Or a dancing some cruac or three,
- But if your looking for oppression
- There’s no place else that I would rather flee
- It’s crack down time in Brisbane
- There's panic in the crowd
- They’ve got our number, all day they loot and plunder
- While the cops drag you away
- You may be a socialite or a craftin
- Bringing joy with your tête-à-tête
- But if you travel down to Brisbane
- Come on by the jail and rescue me!
- It’s crack down time in Brisbane
- The cops are in the street,
- They’re hanging stockings, but it’s kinda shocking
- cause they’re still attached to our feet.
- It’s Revolution time in Brisbane
- The cops are marching to and fro
- They came in a-raiding all the vitae that we’re saving
- While their buildings are a glow. (whoof)
- It’s crack down time in Brisbane!
- Now the cops are on their way..
- Just take a hint they’ll throw you in the pit..
- Just turn and run away
- Just turn and run a-waaaaay
Christmas Time in Darwin 2018 dedicated to the Strix in Darwin
Dedicated to the Strix in Darwin - to the tune of Christmas at Ground Zero - Wierd Al
- It’s Christmas time in Darwin
- There’s owls out at night
- The clubs are pumping, while the dancers are thumping
- Getting possessed under neon light.
- It’s Christmas time in Darwin
- The Birds are getting pissed
- Mer & Gadi took their surprise away and now we’re regrettin, cause
- we’re all on their naughty list
- You may dream of gangrelling
- Or burning a Strix of three
- But if your looking for possession
- There’s no place like Darwin that I would rather flee
- It’s Christmas time in Darwin
- We could use Al-Sahand unposessed okay
The Owls got our number, all day they loot and plunder
- While the rookery drag you away by day.
- It’s Christmas time Down Under
- Bringin joy with your recipie
- But if you travel down under
- Come on by Darwin and Rescue me!
- It’s Christmas time Down Under
- The Rookery are in the street
- They’re hanging stockings, but it’s kinda shocking
- cause they’re still attached to our feet.
- It’s Christmas time in Darwin
- The gangrel are marching to and fro
- The’ll go a-raiding, wack all the birdies we’re a praying
- While the city on fire glows
- It’s Christmas time in Darwin
- Now the strix are on their way..
- Just take a hint they’ll throw you in the pit..
- Just turn and run away
- Just turn and run a-waaaaay
Do You Want To Hide A Body stolen from the internet
Stolen from the internet - To the tune of "Do you want to build a Snowman"
- "Will you help me hide a body?
- Come on, we can't delay
- No one can see him on the floor
- Get him out the door
- Before he can decay"
- "I thought you were my buddy
- We won't get caught
- Just help me and don't ask why
- Will you help me hide a body?
- It doesn't have to be in one piece"
My Trip to Brisbane dedicated to all visitors to Brisbane By Night
To the tune of [My Generation - The Who]
- Jumped on a plane, flew into to town
- (Talking about my Trip to Brisbane)
- Big Brother Parliament, Lurking round
- (Talking about my Trip to Brisbane)
- They looked at me with eyes so cold
- (Talking about my Trip to Brisbane)
- Something told me I wouldn’t grow old
- (Talking about my Trip to Brisbane)
- My Trip to Brisbane
- My Trip to Brisbane
- My serene looking feeling went away
- (Talking about my trip to Brisbane)
- I’d be nice to eat I heard a gangrel say
- (Talking about my trip to Brisbane)
- Going to Elysium, and I cop a fine…
- (Talking about my trip to Brisbane)
- Just walking around in Old Brisbane
- Talking about my Trip to Brisbane
- My trip to Brisbane, My trip to Brisbane
- My happy happy feeling went away.
- You have happy feeling for Brisbane??
- (Talking about my Trip to Brisbane)
- Maybe I came out on a bad day.
- Every day is a bad day in Brisbane…
- Goddam corporate pirates getting rich
- Talking about my Trip to Brisbane
- They preying for me and I was their …..
- What else could go wrong?
- I woke the next day in a ditch
- (Talking about my trip to Brisbane)
- They beat me up and called me bitch
- They stole my money and took all my stuff
- Im going back to Geelong that’s enough
- (Talking about my trip to Brisbane)
- My Trip to Brisbane, My Trip to Brisbane
One Night In Geelong dedicated all the Geelong characters 2018
To the tune of One night in Bankok To the tune by Murray head
- Geelong- Forgotten Port City
- Nighttime visitors don’t know whats in store yet
- The dark and dirty alley where the corruption thrives
- With a show of despair from looking de lair ?
- Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
- Since the gangrel and the nos took up and moved in
- The Dragovich minions, are massing,
- The Crone a talking sacrifices as youra a passing
- Could be long shadow or familiar stranger
- Or you’ll find an unmarked grave...
- One night in Geelong and you lose your humour
- Vic’s and Cartians rule, but you don’t live for free
- You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum
- And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee
- I didn’t see that Eddie just hacked me.
- Every street is looking like another
- When you’re running from a stabbing over vitae brother,
- It’s a shame, it a pity, it’ really such a pity,
- if overlooking the Fitzzy palace, or looking at the city.
- Hey that [CofD_Hyena|Hyena] stabbed that Trickzza unprovoked!
- You, need, to grow strong and tough,
- Follow President Fitzzy law, or it might just get tough!
- Back off I’m a [Jakob Roe|Roe] on a mission
- And I’m a Domus right behind you and I’m oathin what your dishing,
- Who’s bright idea was it to come here anyway,
- Oh yea … Lacey’s….
- One night in Geelong and you loose your honour
- Not much between despair and ecstasy
- You will get robbed by the Lancea Sanctum.
- And the Crone will sacrifice you for free.
- I can feel the Oracle Delphi staring at me.
- Luna-vic knights put their minds at rest
- Knowing each night being a bloody quest
- But still its so much better than a foot in the door or Independent study.
- Thanks gods I’m only visiting here
- Just watching it all
- You wouldn’t see me living in such squalor
- I’d rather have a ditch or a tree in a holler
- I’d take you away, My covenant invites you,
- But Brisbane or Adelaide don’t excite you.
- So go back to your filth and corruption
- and brothels full of … oh daeva ghouls… wow…
- One night in Geelong and you lose your humour
- Vic’s and Cartians, but you don’t live for free
- You will get robbed by the corporate Invictus
- And if your’se wise then you’ll turn and flee
- I didn’t feel Sheriff Meredith just torpor me.
Why cant the Mekhet Maths aka al the stupid Gangrel rumours about the other clans
To the the tune of “The Fox” by Ylvis
- Lords cant swim,
- Mekhet cant maths,
- Shadows angst and Lords sulk,
- Savages growl in domestic form, and the Nos are allergic to cats,
- Sirens cant sing, Ventrue cant swim, and the Wendigo howl and howl.
- But there’s a sound, not understood by vamps.
- Why cant the Mekhet Math?
- (Rwaaa rwwwhhaaa)
- S-er-pents afraid of dark, No-o-s are allergic to cats,
- Cla-an banes, can not maths, grell in puppy form,
- What’s in your head? Have we misread, the limitation of your clan.
- And if you need a bane, will you take more than your share-are-are-are-are-are
- Will you rage out and kill-ill-ill-ill-ill-ill?
What does the Beast say
To the tune of “The Fox” by Ylvis
- Serpents hiss,
- Haunts go wooo,
- Shadows sulks and Lords angst,
- Savages growl, Khaibit sigh, and the Roegrafen roar and roar,
- Sirens sing, Ventrue cant swim, and the Wendigo howl and howl.
- But there’s a sound, not understood by vamps.
- WHAT DOES THE BEAST SAY!?
- (Rwaaa rwwwhhaaa)
- Rage filled eye, hungry soul, mindless hunger, barely controlled.
- Claws and fang, vigor and will, unholy aspect that kill.
- What’s in your head? Have we misread. The hunger in your eyes.
- And if you need a drink of blood, will you take more than your
- fill-ill-ill-ill-ill, fill-ill-ill-ill-ill
- Will you rage out and kill-ill-ill-ill-ill-ill?
- WHAT DOES THE BEAST SAY!?
- The frenzy of the Beast, the always angry,
- Between the pulse and beat, you must be saying..,
- Blood pumps round and round, Should we let it go…
- My raging beast, speak to me… on your frenzzzzzzzy
It's time to Fly! - dedicated to all the people who walked into a hunter trap
to the tune of "Americal Pie" Don McLean
- A long, long time ago –
- I can barely remember how
- That Humanity use to make me smile,
- Still, I knew if I had my chance,
- And if I could avoid those preaching lance,
- Then maybe we could hang on to our Humanity for a while…
- But his muscles shuddered and spine did quiver;
- My claws had stabbed him through the liver.
- Bad news he from us kept:
- He was wired, he was bait just for us to misstep.
- I can’t remember if he cried
- when the I tore out his insides.
- But something nailed me deep in the side,
- the day, the hunter died. So..
- Fark , Fark, oh, it’s time to fly!
- We should Fark off before we end up like that Hunter guy.
- If the gods are on side, the hunters might pass us by,
- And this won’t be the day that we die…this won’t be the day that we die.
- Can you make me invisible? Just lay low is farking sensible?
- Does your discipline let you do so?
- Well, don’t go that way: it’s a trap– were’re low on blood and I smashed me toe.
- And Cloak the Gathering you don’t know!
- Well I know the situation’s grim –
- You saw the what the hunter did to him.
- We both took off and flew…
- That the masquerade we just blew...
- I was flying fast, on through the muck
- Me head keptsaying that our chances sucked
- And I knew that we were were farked…
- the day the hunter died.
- I started singing…
(Chorus)
- Now for three hours, we were on our own,
- While the hunters torched some suckers bones
- Let’s hope that’s not our destiny in the necroplii
- Well, the Carthian called a guy he knew, for some vitae to heal the wounds on me
- and the venture, who’d still a bloodied knee.
- Oh, but while the Carthian’s head was bowed,
- Hunters returned – and we was cowed.
- The High Priestess rose and whirled and turned – this time none survived the cruac burns!
- And while she began her dance , the vic, he practiced cutting words,
- I drank a hunters called “Jen Eric” that day, the hunters died/
- (Chorus)
- Back in town, I met the harpy, and I asked her for status three,
- But she snarked and turned away.
- So I went down to the sacred store, when I’d heard the LS raised zombies before,
- But the sanctified there had no body for to raise.
- Then in the streets, the people screamed.
- The house burned; blood flowed in streams.
- The hunters followed us back; they razed the town – every shack.
- Then the three folk I admire most – the prince, sheriff and the Invictos,
- We said fark this we is toast,
- Well we caught the last wagon towards the coast, the day, the hunter, died.
- And we were singing,
- Fark , Fark, oh, it’s time to fly!
- We should Fark off before we end up like that Hunter guy.
- If we’re lucky and we hide well, the hunters might pass us by,
- And this won’t be the day that we die…this won’t be the day that we die.
Blood Sympathy dedicated to all those who have family, or the close family merit
to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
- Is this the blood bond?
- Is this just fantasy?
- Caught in a clan ,
- No escape from the family
- Open your eyes
- Look up to the skies and scream,
- I'm just a fresh embrace, I feel blood sympathy
- Because I'm easy frenzy, hungry go
- A little high, little low
- Hit me with some vigor, doesn't really break bood sympatheeee
Bite like a Vamp
To the tune of "Fight Like a Girl - Minecraft"
- Don't judge me by my clan
- Don't judge me by my cov
- Don't judge me by my face
- Or the bit of missing my nose
- Don't judge me by my house
- Or my titles or my hype
- Just judge me by the way that I bite!
- bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp.
- bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp.
- Don't judge me by my friends
- or judge my blood sorcery
- don't judge me by my disciplines
- or the things you cannot see
- don't judge me if I’m wrong
- or if I’m always right
- just judge me by the way that I bite
- bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp.
- bite, bite - bite, bite like a vamp
The Sounds of Violence
mostly about bootcamp run with Viktor Reynder [Sounds of Silence Simon & Garfunkle]
Song by Other IC/OOC
Gaspar dedicated to Gaspar Acosta Da Blanca
By Mick Atwell, To the tune of
- Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
- I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
- Ohh...
- Who lives in a Mountain next to Toowoomba
- "UNCLE GASPAR"
- Piratical with claws, cranky is he
- "UNCLE GASPAR"
- If nautical nonsense be something you wish
- "UNCLE GASPAR"
- Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
- "UNCLE GASPAR"
- READY
- UNCLE GASPAR
- UNCLE GASPAR
- UNCLE GASPAR
Trollin dedicated to Uncle Gadi
By Meredith Winchester-Roe To the tune of (Air Raid Vehicle) Trollin'
- alright Kindred keep on trollin' baby you know what time it is
- Uncle Gadi keep on trollin' baby
- move in, now move out hands up or hands down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
- now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (what)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (come on)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (yeah)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
- Uncle Gadi is right here people in the house put them hands in the air
- cause if you don't care, then we don't care 1, 2, 3,
- times two to the six jonesin' for your fix of that Boot Camp mix so
- where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up and back the fuck up,
- while we rile you the fuck up,
- move in now move out knees up or get down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do
- Nozza step in, Nozza step out put your claws up or hands down back up, back up tell me what ya gonna do now
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (what)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (come on)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (yeah)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
- you wanna mess with Uncle Gadi (yeah)
- you can't mess with Uncle Gadi (why)
- because we push you on every night (oh)
- and this Parliament thing right here (uh, huh)
- yo we're pushin’ it all the time (what) so you better get some intel
- and some better rhymes (dough) we gotta get the gang set so
- don't sign that thing yet twenty four seven better take a rain check
- old sellout soldiers blastin' out the shit laws
- that give you black shit for puttin' blood in your mouth
- now move in, now move out hands up or hands down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
- now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (come on)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (what)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (yeah)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ hey ladies,
- hey fellas and the all night society, all the lovers,
- all the haters and all the people that call themselves shadows
- Mama Fitzy, Daddy Fitzy and the people rollin’ up all glitzy
- Hey elders, neonate boppers and others in between
- now move in, now move out hands up or hands down back up,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now there’s a whale in your pool,
- Uncle Gadi moves in, mud on his boots crush the flower petals,
- back up tell me what ya gonna do now to keep the troll out
- keep trollin’,
- trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (yeah)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (what)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’ (come on)
- keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’, trollin’