Princess Pwnage

About

When she was little Princess Pwnage was a (relatively) normal girl. She enjoyed watching her favourite shows and spending time with friends. But she also wanted so much more than she had. Her parents had joined the Cult of The Protector and they taught her some of their ways, and one night she even joined them at a big pool party celebration.

She remembers falling unconscious and a hot paramedic. When she finally woke up the next day (after her awakening) she set about playing with her new-found power until she was found by Emperor Nathan. With her magic came a white cat who followed her around and spoke to her. Initially, she listened, but when the cat told her to keep her powers hidden, she came to the conclusion that it wanted to keep her to itself so it could use her and her magic and then turn her into a witch. So she killed it. Then she killed it again. Every time it came back it increased her belief that the cat was actually just a Kyubey. She now hunts it ruthlessly.

Princess is a Magical Girl. She has a staff named Happiness and a wand named Glitter. She believes she knows all about the vampire and werewolf problems as well, because she's seen enough to know, and that they must all be killed before they can become a serious threat.

She doesn't fully understand why the other mages try tell her that the Kyubey is her familiar, instead believing it has just fooled the other mages into trusting it. There is no possible way something so evil could have anything in common with her, right?

She really likes spending time with the other mages. They're really nice. Well, except that one mage, Pipper. Pepper is the Succubitch!

Quotes By

"This is Ackbar, He's my second in command."

- Introducing Ackbar.

"That's our dog Anubis. He was raising people from the dead before it was cool."

- Introducing Anubis.

"He's hates magic."

- Introducing Beckett.

"He sleeps a lot."

- Introducing Ri'Neref.

"But I wanna kill something."

- Whining to Ackbar when he told her she wasn't allowed to kill the stranger.

"He's so pretty."

- Swooning over Set.

Quotes About

"Please don't encourage Princess Problem-Child."

- Beckett.

"For f***'s sake Princess Paradox, I don't hate magic! >.<"

- Beckett.

"Hey! Joan of LARP!"

- Beckett.

Conversations

"He said they were friends for now. What does he mean by 'for now'?"
"They're friends, so no killing them"
"Not even a little bit?"
"No, they're our friends..."
"Okay, tell me when they're enemies and I get to kill them."

- Asking Ackbar to clarify Beckett's comments about the Seers.

Rumours

• She's being drugged by another mage in Canberra.
  • No she isnt, it's just vodka poorly disguised as Magical Girl Juice.
    • He would be drugging her if he could get the formula right.
• She only kills her familiar because she likes to feel its fear.
• She's a psychopath.
  • You can't prove that.

Inspirations and Soundtrack

• Madoka Magica.
  • Kyubey.
• Sailor Moon.