Adelaide CofD News Stories

OOC: These news stories are published in various news outlets - TV, Radio, Newspaper etc. If your character does not subscribe to any of these things because they're a hermit or so ancient that these things are still very new to them, then disregard these news stories.

Glossary: Beefood (Buzzfeed), Twitbook (Facebook), Facewit (Twitter)

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These news stories are entirely fictional and are written for entertainment purposes.

Last Update: 26/01/18

2018 News

Biker Rallies in Whyalla (26/01/2018)
The South Australian Police force is urging motorists to be cautious when travelling through regional South Australia today as local motorcycle gangs conduct wide-scale demonstrations in the town and surrounding areas. Several hundred motorcycle gang members have converged along the main highway flying the flag of the Eureka Stockade, with multiple accounts of violence against minority groups already being reported in what appears to be a celebration of a Pro-White Australia Day.

Mint Eye launches with a bang (22/01/2018)
This morning marked the official launch of the hit energy drink in IGA Supermarkets, Foodland Supermarkets and other independent retailers. Several stores were reported to have sold out in less than an hour after opening their doors to excited shoppers. Not willing to disappoint the eager public, brothers Krystian and Matthew Młynarski appeared at Foodland Frewville to announce a brand new limited edition Mint flavour in a promotional glass bottle. With every purchase of a 4-pack of classic Mint Eye flavours, customers can redeem a special coupon for a free bottle of 'Atomint' (Atomic Mint). This promotion is only available until Feburary 19th (or until stocks last), so get in quick!

Arson Blamed for Local High School Blaze (20/01/2018)
South Australian Police are investigating a suspected arson attack in Adelaide's western suburbs that has caused serious damage to a local school. Emergency services were able to successfully extinguish the blaze after being called to Woodville High School at around 2am this morning, but not before it caused significant damage to a building. It's believed that the fire began in the foyer of the music building before spreading to several other rooms. Nearby residents were praised for their quick thinking and timely reporting of the blaze.

Police are appealing for any witnesses to come forward.

Cold case ended after many years (14/01/2018)
After Many years the Cold Case of the Rape and Murder of a young girl from over 20 years ago has since been finalised as the Man responsible has handed himself in presumably from the guilt he has held over all these years. This is yet another scenario where the Police of Adelaide have only been able to solve a case with outside help. The Police Commissioner has refused to give a statement.

Tuxedo in the Subway (11/01/2018)
The internet has been going wild over Tuxedo the cat, a Cat who waits for his owner everyday at the Local Subway station in the Center of Victoria Square. Tuxedo is a 3 year old British short hair who has taken to sitting on the Subway's podium that used to house a statue of James Hurtle Fisher until 1981 when it was knocked over by an intoxicated patron. Tuxedo will lay there soaking up the sun until the late hours of the night when his owner comes through to go home from work. Pictures of Tuxedo can be found on his Twitbook page linked below
twitbook.tuxedocatman.com

Fire devastates Southern Suburbs Cinema Complex (11/01/2018)
Patrons at a Mitcham cinema complex were evacuated late this evening by staff after a fire broke out in the complex. Crews from the South Australian Metropolitan Fire Service quickly arrived on site and managed to contain the blaze but not before several hundred thousand dollars of property was damaged. Faulty wiring in an air conditioner has been identified as the cause of the blaze and the popular cinema complex is expected to be closed for several months as extensive repairs and remodelling are conducted. 31 patrons were taken to hospital and treated for smoke inhalation whilst 4 others were treated for minor burns.

Locally made energy drink predicted to dominate in 2018 (08/01/2018)
Although targeted by thieves early last month, local South Australian microbrewery Blue Phoenix Pty Ltd has announced a bold new plan for 2018. Citing the popularity of their flagship energy drink Mint Eye, Blue Phoenix co-founder Krystian Młynarski announced this morning that their next target for distribution would be the pubs, clubs and cafes of Adelaide.

"We're extremely proud of the reception we've received from the student population, in that this drink is like none other they've had before. I've had people come up to me on the street and thank me for giving them the boost they needed to get through their exams. It's awesome stuff and I couldn't be any more glad that in this day and age, a true-blue South Aussie business like ours can stand up to those global companies and show them that customers are proud of their local businesses and are willing to support them. The next step is to reach out to other local businesses and also get them on-board and working with us. I can tell you that we've got plans to expand later this year and we hope to be able to give back to the community by employing as many South Aussies as we can. We're committed to that goal." Competitors are skeptical of the decision, with many believing that the fad of Mint Eye will die down as operating costs and expenses rise.

Mint Eye is expected to launch in limited quantities at local IGA supermarkets and independent retailers from the 22nd of this month.

Total fire bans declared for SA as temperature soars (05/01/2018)
In preparation for this year's Summer heatwaves, the South Australian Metropolitan Fire Service and Country Fire Service have both declared that total fire bans will be put into place on any day that reaches 30 degrees Celsius or higher. It's hoped that these methods will be enough to prevent accidental blazes as some parts of South Australia expect to reach 40 degrees Celsius or higher this weekend. South Australian residents are urged to remember to put into place their Bushfire Survival plans and to be prepared in case of a fire.

Big Brother Adelaide <04/01/2018>
With the success of the CBD cameras the Adelaide council members are currently in talks about expanding their camera project further around the city with rumours of pushing them as far as Elizabeth and Noarlunga. Some are concerned the cameras are a breach of privacy but for those of us who are sick of the crime rate in the city, it's a nice sense of security.

Metropolitan Fire Service and Country Fire Service on lookout for volunteers (02/01/2018)
As South Australia enters the new year, local MFS and CFS crews are encouraging anyone who wishes to put themselves forward as volunteers to do so. CFS Chief Stephen Roberts had this to say:

"We all know that it gets hotter and hotter each year. Me, my team here in Blackwood and our colleagues in the metropolitan areas wish for everyone to be able to enjoy summer without the fear of accidental blazes or bush fires destroying lives. To do that, we need people ready to get out there and help out when needed. We've had a lot of success in the past with hardworking men and women stepping up to the job and we hope that this year'll be no different."

Please contact your local MFS or CFS station for more information on becoming a volunteer this fire season.

2017 News

Hindmarsh business targeted in break-in (11/12/2017)
Local South Australian microbrewery Blue Phoenix Pty Ltd is the latest target in a spree of organised crime affecting Adelaide's Suburbs. The owners, twin brothers Matthew and Krystian Młynarski arrived this morning to find that their two-year old business had been robbed over the weekend. Security camera footage shows several masked thieves utilising a hot-wired forklift to smash through a side entrance and into the on-site storage shed, where they stole several cases of the popular energy drink Mint Eye. After causing a considerable amount of damage the vandals fled on foot to a dark-coloured van parked nearby. Police have been unable to identify the perpetrators nor the license plate of the vehicle and are calling for any witnesses to the robbery to step forward.

Advent in the Town <01/12/2017>
Today the Gawler City Council has revealed a large University Advent art project in the Pioneer Park. Each day a new Christmas theme Statue is to be revealed the first one today being that of the Angel from the Biblical Story of Jesus. The statues were all made by different Students at the University of Adelaide the first being by a Christopher Rosewater who says he takes his artwork after the beauty of the world and says his Idol in the art world was the Renown South Australian artist Julian King and hopes to one day gain the same insight into his own mind and emotional State as the man. Stay Tuned for the remaining Statues to be revealed. Once Christmas is over they are all to be moved to the Adelaide State Art Gallery.

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Mint Eye Breaks through testing as the Hype drink of the new year (15/11/2017)
In a Clever marketing scheme Blue Phoenix has set up small kiosks featuring their new test energy Drink Mint Eye in front of all the Universities in Adelaide. Students have flocked to the stations to take their part, taking all the free samples they can and commenting on which flavours they find to be their favourite. So far Blue Phoenix isn't releasing much more information on their product but says Young Adults seem to have a taste for Berry and Tropical. We can't wait to see Mint Eye enter stores soon.

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BREAKING NEWS: Ashbury Copycat? (20/10/2017)
Just days ahead of Saturday's remembrance service at Semaphore Beach, the unthinkable has happened. Three children from the well-known Elingston family have gone missing in what appears to be a copycat case of the Ashbury disappearances fifty years ago. Louise and Jacob Elingston had sent their three children Arthur (9), Samantha (10) and Chloe (8) to nearby Semaphore Beach for evening icecream last night. They did not return home. Witnesses have reported seeing a 'handsome well-dressed young-looking' man with the children. A search party was conducted on the scene but was unable to locate the suspect. Police have urged anyone with any possible information to come forward and help identify this man. [Attached is an artist's impression of a young-looking man with light blue eyes, blonde hair and a short stubble.]

Ghost Ship - Deep Antarctic Explorer II (08/10/2017 - Local Messenger Papers or magazines about spooky things only)
A large turn out is expected at Adelaide coastal vantage points on the 19-21st. This magazine, and others, have detailed photos from its last visit. Now identified as the Deep Antarctic Explorer II, a vessel that vanished a decade ago in the cold waters to the south, speculation is increasing about what is going on.

This Paper, The Conspiracy Fortnightly, is ready to sponsor a group of people ready to head to the ship and get some answers. (Attached are some high quality photos of a ship on the dark waters of the gulf. Is is covered in ice and, while the picture or at least ship are blurry the name can be read.)

Ashbury disappearances: 50th anniversary nears (07/10/2017)

THE 21st of October has traditionally been a sombre day of rememberance for Charles and Emily Ashbury.

Fifty years ago, their four children disappeared without a trace from popular Semaphore Beach without a trace. The whereabouts of Martha (9), Graham (7), Kenneth (10) and Nancy (6) were never determined, nor were any remains ever discovered. Ahead of the 50th Anniversary, the South Australian Police are putting out call for any new leads or potential witnesses to come forth.

Police Commissioner Lindsay Davidson had this to say on the matter: "It's just really tragic, you know. Fifty years have past and these poor parents still have no information about what happened to their children. No parent would ever want this. We're asking for anyone with any possible information to come forth and contact us."

Although Charles and Emily split in 1982, neither of them have given up the search for their children. "We just want some closure. We know our children aren't coming home. Please, if anyone has any information, please please come forth."

Breakout locally-made energy drink to hit shelves soon (05/10/2017)

REPRESENTATIVES from local microbrewery Blue Phoenix Pty Ltd have announced a bold new plan to capture the attention and taste buds of South Australia's youth and student market. The month of November will mark a limited test launch of the microbrewery's new product. The exact specifics of the new product (known as Mint Eye) have been kept tight-lipped ahead of the launch, with competitors watching carefully. Representatives from Blue Phoenix have claimed that the caffeine laden drink will be particularly beneficial for students taking their end of year exams.

Adelaide Gardening and Outdoor Living Expo in full bloom (02/10/2017)

HELLO, Spring! The annual Adelaide Gardening and Outdoor Living Expo will be going ahead this year on the 28th and 29th of October. Held at the Adelaide Showground, the weekend long event promises an exciting display of seasonal flowers, gardening advice from local experts, wine tasting and landscaping design advice. It doesn't matter if you're young, old, a budding gardener or an experienced green thumb, there's something here for everyone!

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Fatal Car Crash Anzac Highway, P Plater laws not strict enough? (02/09/2017) A Ford Mustang has met a gruesome end on the Anzac Highway late yesterday evening as it skid off the wet roads and into a Stobie pole killing all the passengers inside. Michael Anderson the P Plater Driving, Carolin Stryder and Phineas McGregor were the unlucky three to have been driving in these conditions, as. Police say this is the third P Plater fatality in such a short time from the same model of car. They are urging all who are Driving a Ford Mustang from the years 1980-1989 to have their breaks and steering alignment checked to see if there are any faults. Police are also Urging P Platers to think before getting out on the roads and wonder if the Laws in place are strict enough to keep our young drivers safe. (Image included is of this car wrecked into the wall = http://wiki.beyondthesunset.org.au/images/e/e0/Carinthenews1980.jpg)

Bakehouse Theater Sellout (27/8/2017)
Local Psychic and illusionist Johnny Whisper shook the Bakehouse Theater with his sellout show saturday evening. Critics who watched the show say it was one of his best yet, captivating as if there was really magic happening up there on stage. Johnny has made no comments as of yet but his agents say this isn't the last show we've seen from him and fans and critics alike cannot wait to see what Adelaide's very own has for us next

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Ghost Ship Visited Photos (03/08/2017 - Local Messenger Papers or magazines about spooky things only)
From the dark and haunted night it came. Sailing on the still gulf waters under the night of the full moon. The frozen ship visited us under the light of the full moon. Those of an enquiring mind camped along selected beaches. They were not disappointed. Photos were obtained of the ship. We at Conspiracy Fortnightly will be waiting next full moon to get you high quality photos.
(Attached are some low quality photos of a ship on the dark waters of the gulf. Too distant to see anything.)

P plater accident causes more Fatalities (03/08/2017)
P plater Adam James has died this evening as his car lost control off the Regency Expressway. Adam's car swerved at 2am this morning hitting Francine Lane who was walking her dog. Neither her nor her dog survived. Police are urging people to be safe on the roads especially throughout the winter season where the roads get cold, wet and slippery.
(Image included is of this car wrecked into the wall = http://wiki.beyondthesunset.org.au/images/e/e0/Carinthenews1980.jpg)

Ghost Ship Expected in Our Waters (03/08/2017 - Local Messenger Papers or magazines about spooky things only)
From the dark and haunted night it comes. Sailing on the still gulf waters under the night of the full moon. The frozen ship visits on the night of the full moon, or so they say. Coast watchers and ghost watchers will be camped out on the cold winters night of the 8th to see if the rumours are true. What the rumours don't state is what ship it is or why it is here.

Family of 3 found drowned in Car (01/08/2017)
A family of three, One woman and two children were found drowned inside their car this morning. Judging by the rate of decomposition and the amount of water in their lungs the Family had been submerged for some time. Police are still waiting for an Autopsy but it is thought that they had been dead for some weeks.


Burst Watermain Destroys home's foundation (30/07/2017)
A home on First street is the unfortunate victim of one of many Burst Watermains within the city, this one dealing so much Damage the home is no longer in Livable condition. The home on Brompton's first street was miraculously the only one damaged by the Watermain however the damage was so bad that it would take Thousands of dollars to even begin fixing it. The neighbours are worried for the Family which hasn't been seen for some nights after leaving for a weekend trip away at Murray Bridge.

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RēGE 17 Stolen (15/07/2017)
Paintings to the value of $400 000 were stolen last night from the Elder Fine Art gallery on Melbourne Street in North Adelaide. Of most value was the work RēGE 17 by renown Adelaide artist Julian King. This classic work is one of a series speaking to a primal, instinctual anger in humans. Most notable for the physical cuts Julian sliced through the canvas as an expression of the emotions drawn forth through the creation of this series.

Businesses Demand Police Action (07/07/2017)
Business leaders in the Elizabeth CBD are demanding action from police after an increase in vandalism, extortion, muggings and other related crime. The area, already struggling to keep business numbers up, has started to see places close due to this trend. One owner, who wishes anonymity due to fears of reprisal, told us that if things continue to get worse they will have to close their third generation business due to safety concerns. The general sense of fear is palpable as everyone that is spoken to has a story of the violence with those who resist extortion often ending up in hospital.

Black Singer takes swing clubs by storm (06/07/2017)
The Swing club scene in Adelaide has exploded thanks to an African American singer known as Enchantress. Her debut in club 109 begun in the early weeks of June and packed out the club with more patrons than have ever visited before. She couples her 50s style song with stage tricks said to rival local illusionist Johnny Whisper and even global Illusionist ~☆Prospero the Enchanter☆~. Enchantress has denied any interviews thus far but we are excited to see what she does next.
(Image included of this car wrecked into the Temple = http://wiki.beyondthesunset.org.au/images/1/1e/Enchantresscofd.jpg)

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Memoires of an Adelaide (29/06/2017)
Many people Lately have been admitted to the Royal Adelaide Hospital for sudden Memory loss after going Missing. 13 missing People whom have been reported to Police in the past 2 Months have suddenly re-appeared at their last seen Locations all suffering from a Strange memory loss. Police are baffled at how this can happen to so many people in such a short span of time, they have not yet ruled out Drug abuse or a failed attempt at People Trafficking. If someone you Love goes missing, or you know anything about missing people. Please Call Crime Stoppers on (Number)

Accident at Angkor Hall (26/06/2017)
Earlier this Morning a young P plater Darrien Righder and his friends June Arnold, Riley Fraiser and Brianna Thomson were driving recklessly up Salisbury Highway at. Police say that due to the Wet conditions and speed Darrien Lost control of the vehicle and swerved through the gate entrance of Angkor hall and crashed right through into their reception building. The Crash caused 5 Fatalities including a Monk of the Temple known as Son Bopha. He was a highlight of the Community and always helped those in need smile. The Temple as of late had become home to troubled children who are very shaken by this incident.
(Image included = http://wiki.beyondthesunset.org.au/images/e/e0/Carinthenews1980.jpg)

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Anonymous Tip gives us Hope (02/06/2017)
Young Amber Williams has fled from the Hospital this morning after being treated for serious stab wounds. She was a suspect in a Missing Persons case from the Salisbury Impound case. An Anonymous tipster gave us the Location of her usual rout on Hindley Street which was where she was found bleeding out by Hospital workers. If anyone has seen or sees Amber Williams please contact Crime Stoppers on [Number here]


Police Statement 28/05/2017 (28/05/2017)
((This is a Live TV Broadcast, Detective Rhiannon is on screen))
"It is disheartening and a Shock to the community to have found multiple bags of childrens bones in the Victoria Parklands earlier this week. DNA has confirmed these were the Children who were abducted from both the Hospital and North Adelaide Primary School as well as multiple others from over the years. Forensics have also confirmed these bones have obvious teeth marks which says we are dealing with a very sick individual. Police would like to ask all to be careful and make sure all children are kept under supervision at all times and to avoid leaving the house at night. We are working as hard as we can to find the culprit to these Murders and wish to bring them to Justice as fast as we can. If any have information please call the number shown on Screen to get in direct contact with the Police team we have on this case. Thankyou all for your cooperation I will now take questions"

Bones found at Victoria Park (25/05/2017)
Multiple bags of Bones have been found at Victoria Park late this afternoon, It is said these might be connected to the Kidnappings of late however the Police aren't giving out many details as of yet. Stay Tuned for more details.

Peeping Tom Confesses (23/05/2017)
Japanese Exchange student Kazu Shima Turned himself in to the Port Adelaide Police station with his computer this evening. Kazu had been following, Photographing and exchanging photos of Women of many ages, some as young as 15. Police are glad and Surprised that such an individual would just turn themselves in. If you know anyone or suspect anyone of harboring underage Pornography please call this number [Phone number]

Kidnapping at Salisbury Impound (20/05/2017)
Christopher Mole an individual who works for Salisbury impound as an evening security guard had been missing since the 12th of May, To everyone's surprise once his work checked the Footage they were met with quite the shock. As seen in the image below the Man believed to be Christopher Mole was knocked unconscious by two individuals and dragged into a car. Police are hoping for any further information.
(There is a picture of a woman with long black hair and blueish grey tips, her face is heavily distorted by the camera)
(There is a young man in the picture with short cut hair his face is also heavily distorted by the camera)


Lawyer fights for Rights (17/05/2017)
As Today is International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia we come together to celebrate against Bigotry as a whole, for one Lawyer this is not the case. Lewis Doulton a 36 year old Lawyer living in Adelaide was appalled at his treatment from a Hotel as he attempted to finalise their sales contract when he let slip about his sexuality. The Owners of the Restaurant whom due to Privacy laws we cannot reveal allegedly slung hateful Comments before throwing Mr Doulton physically out of their Venue. It is situations such as these that days like Today are celebrated. Lewis says he won't let this get him down and that his contact info for any needing Property help should contact him on ##########.

Mars Bar Closing (12/05/2017)
Tonight the Mars Bar closes as Previous owners decide that after 35 years enough is enough. The Adelaide Icon that had been open since 1977 has finally decided to close its doors for good. Rochelle a usual Dancer at the Club for over 5 years had this to say. "Its been a wild Ride, After 35 years who would have thought this place would finally close. I remember coming here when i first turned 18 a young perky Twink ready to explore the world around me before getting captivated in the Queens on Stage. We shall never forget the Loving and accepting Memories made here"

Child Still Missing (06/05/2017)
Nathan Cameron is still Missing, Police have searched all over North Adelaide and surrounding suburbs to find the boy but no leads have been found. If anyone has seen Him or This woman please contact the Police on 000
(Same Picture of Boy from Previous Story)
(Same Picture of Woman from Previous Story)

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North Adelaide Primary Kidnapping (05/05/2017)
Urgent news: Today police are on a hunt for missing child Nathan Cameron age 6 years last seen at North Adelaide Primary at 10:30am. Witnesses from the school say they saw a woman coaxing the boy to go with her before they left to find help. Upon returning the boy was gone. North Adelaide is in lockdown as the police search for the missing child. Bellow is a picture of the missing child and the alledged kidnapper, she is thought not to be in sound mind.
(Picture of a young boy with brown hair smiling) (Drawing of Russian looking lady with unkept hair covered in leaves)

Medieval Fair in Town (04/05/2017)
The 11th Gumeracha Medieval Fair is on this weekend (6th and 7th of May) with many of your favorite attractions and more. Starting in 2008 the fair has flourished in capacity of attendance over the years and only seems to be getting more popular this year. Estimate of bursting capacity has been whispered through the city this month but the Torrens Valley Volunteers aren't fearful, No instead they welcome the bursting community that want to come and share in something they are passionate about. Interviews from the Fair are to come in the following week.

City Watch to begin (25/04/2017)
Adelaide City Council voted Monday to install CCTV cameras all throughout the CBD. This was to help decrease the Crime rate that has been currently spiraling out of control. "If we have Cameras people will be less inclined to Steal, It works in shops so why not in the city itself? London has CCTV installed anywhere and everywhere. Of course this will not include places that would breach privacy laws. We should have them all up and running by the end of the Week. Normally this would take Months however we understand the importance to fast track such an issue"

Another Baby Stolen (21/04/2017)
Another Baby has gone missing from the Womens and Childrens hospital not even a week after the first. 1 year old George Tibalt was stolen from his room early this morning after recovering from Surgery. His Mother and Father are devastated and blame the Hospital for its incapacity to care for its patients. Police once again have found CCTV footage to be lacking in evidence and are concerned for the Safety of other children inside the Hospital. Police Constable Rhiannon had this to say "Whomever you are, Please these are just children, Bring them back to their Parents. These are lives you're playing with." (Picture of a 1 year old smiling boy is seen here)

The Great Debate (16/04/2017)
For many years we have heard the Great Debate. Does pineapple go on pizza? Charlotte Newton, a Biologist at Flinders University, is trying to find out that exact question. "We have all been in those heated arguments late at night as we prepare to order our favourite greasy takeaway. So why not end the fighting and find out the REAL answer?" Her research is yet to take off the ground, but we are sure the results will be astounding.

Baby Stolen from Women's and Children's, Family devastated (13/04/2017)
Little William was stolen this morning from the Women's and Children's hospital only days after his birth. His mother waking this morning after a long and needed sleep only to find her baby boy gone. Nurses and Doctors have been searching high and low trying to find the baby. CCTV strangely has found no evidence of anyone going in or out of the room with the child. Police are now investigating the matter (picture of 7 day old baby here)

Easter Rush ends with Chocolate Shortage (12/04/2017)
With the Easter Holidays only days away everyone is rushing to their stores to pick out that foil covered brown sweet we have all come to know and love, Unfortunately supply and Demand was low this easter with nearly every store in South Australia running low on Chocolate. Witnesses are shocked and appalled at the failed insight into this holiday and the importance to have that famously addictive sweet in our homes this weekend, one had this to say. "How could they not know how much Chocolate they'd need? Its not like the city doubled in mouths this past year! We didn't have this issue last year! What an absolute Joke" Local confectionary maker Melba's Chocolates and confectioners had this to say in response. "We're not sure what happened? Our numbers were almost double what we made last year yet all the stock just flies out the door. We can't make enough to keep up with everyone this Easter". Please have your say in the poll at www.thisisafakelink.com ((ooc this is a real link IC not labeled as a fake link))

Dead Bodies found, Trident Stolen (09/04/2017)
Police were called to the Adelaide Museum last night where 2 adult males were found dead in the Museum's storage room. The two individuals had been hired as temporary security to protect the Trident the Museum was planning on revealing in May later this year. One of the Victims, Stanley Woods, Is a great loss to our society. His wife and child now left to fend for themselves in the world, they had this to say. "our Stanley was a very good man. He'd leave the house, go to work and earn a living and would then come back to myself and our daughter... I blame the man they found with him, this is all his fault". Police had no more to say about the investigation and will be making a press conference later in the week.

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Trident Uncovered from Ancient Underwater City (02/04/2017)
Archaeologists uncover a rare and fascinating find from the bottom of the Ocean close to the Bermuda triangle. The "Under-sea Trident" Has been donated to the Adelaide Museum and will be revealed to the public next month.

17 Ways This Local Psychic will Amaze you. You won't believe number 3 (24/03/2017)
Local Psychic and Mystic showman demonstrated his talent. Johnny Whisper, a Psychic with seven major crimes solved to his name, put on an amazing show for the crowd. Keeping with the surreal nature of the Fringe Whisper kept his act off beat and surreal.
1. Sleep of the Dead
<photo of woman laying on a table>
Johnny Whisper wowed the crowd by putting this woman in a hypnotic trance she appeared dead. Select members of the crowd were even asked to try to find her pulse and couldn't.
2. The Flickering Darkness
Calling to the spirits to come forward and aid him the lights started to flicker off, car, street and even the lights on phones.
3. Photos Can Lie
<A photo of the street. No Johnny>
Next Johnny just waved his hand a smiled. Told us it was photo time. He posed. A few people took photos. He told them to check the pictures. Through some illusion or trickery he was not on any of the pictures.
4. Any Card
While I have seen people do card tricks this one was new. Johnny had someone pick a card and show him. Then he let the crowd pass cards between them as they pleased. He focused his powers and pointed at one person. They revealed the card they had and presto, it was the selected card.
(The Article Continues...)

Mum's open day care for Un-vaccinated Children. (20/03/2017)
Sparks fly as Mother of 3 and self proclaimed Anti-Vax Queen Patricia Door announces to the public via Facewit that she's going to be Starting her own Day care specifically for Un-vaccinated Children. "Big Pharma has gotten into the public daycare system, telling us mothers how to raise our children by placing horrible toxins into their bodies. This way they can all get sick together and gain the natural immunity our body gets from being sick" Doctor Gregory Tristen from the Royal Adelaide Hospital had this to say in response "Patricia seems to be your run of the Mill Anti-Vaxer, Against anything her GP says even if its beneficial to her Children, Why anyone would want to leave their kids with her for 9 to 10 hours of the day baffles me" More on this story to come in the coming weeks.

Local Girl found stripped of Flesh (19/03/2017)
A young girl from North Adelaide Chelsea Burton's body was found last Friday night at 7:35pm in Kadlitpina Park. Officers are Baffled at the lack of witnesses with the Fringe so full of life. The young girls body was found hanging skinless from a Tree just above the "Freakshow" slideshow. Performers of the Fringe promise patrons that there will be no closure of events and that they will be helping the police with the Investigation as much as they can. If anyone has any information please contact police on 000.

Crime Increase, No one is Safe from the 5 finger Gangs (16/03/2017)
Adelaide Crime is on the Rise in recent days as Petty theft, Pick pocketing and Shoplifting reports soar. Many Patrons report underage kids banding together to create gangs of thieves that pick on small Deli's, Convenient Stores and your unsuspecting Grandmothers on their afternoon Bingo trip. Police urge civilians to keep an eye and ear out for these pesky minors.

Paper News Dead, Digital Era Evolves (12/03/2017)
Online Survey says Consumers don't bother buying the newspaper anymore. Instead your average Joe subscribes to his news on the internet on such famous sites like Faceter and Twitbook. Sam Weir Editor of The Advertiser has this to say. "The Digital Era may bring news Faster, but it doesn't always deliver the Facts. Click bait is everywhere these days and you never know if what you're reading is true or not" Joahna Sun one of Beefood's journalists responded with "Why go outside to get your news when it can all be had at the touch of a button? Sure not everything is right, but isn't that the same with the newspapers themselves? We can edit our work online but once its printed. You'd better hope you don't need to change anything" To have your say go to www.whyreadpaperwhyreadonline.org (OOC this is not a real link)


She lost 7 Kilos in less than 3 days, How she did it will Shock you! (11/03/2017)
Eliza Smith single mother of 3 Lives in Prospect just north of the City, in early July last year she found herself with a very odd lump growing just next to her nipple. After some careful consideration and coaching from her friends Eliza went to seek medical attention at the Womens and Childrens Hospital. The Lump baffled Doctors who after many tests concluded that the lump was not Cancer but was in fact a pocket full of Milk. Eliza had fallen to a Phantom Pregnancy so rare that even she didn't know it was happening. The Pocket was weighing her down at a whopping 7kg larger than her normal weight. It took the doctors less than 24 hours to drain the fluid and send her on her way.