Adelaide CofD News Stories

OOC: These news stories are published in various news outlets - TV, Radio, Newspaper etc. If your character does not subscribe to any of these things because they're a hermit or so ancient that these things are still very new to them, then disregard these news stories.

These news stories are entirely fictional and are written for entertainment purposes.

Last Update: 16/3/17

Crime Increase, No one is Safe from the 5 finger Gangs (16/03/2017)
Adelaide Crime is on the Rise in recent days as Petty theft, Pick pocketing and Shoplifting reports soar. Many Patrons report underage kids banding together to create gangs of thieves that pick on small Deli's, Convenient Stores and your unsuspecting Grandmothers on their afternoon Bingo trip. Police urge civilians to keep an eye and ear out for these pesky minors.

Paper News Dead, Digital Era Evolves (12/03/2017)
Online Survey says Consumers don't bother buying the newspaper anymore. Instead your average Joe subscribes to his news on the internet on such famous sites like Faceter and Twitbook. Sam Weir Editor of The Advertiser has this to say. "The Digital Era may bring news Faster, but it doesn't always deliver the Facts. Click bait is everywhere these days and you never know if what you're reading is true or not" Joahna Sun one of Beefood's journalists responded with "Why go outside to get your news when it can all be had at the touch of a button? Sure not everything is right, but isn't that the same with the newspapers themselves? We can edit our work online but once its printed. You'd better hope you don't need to change anything" To have your say go to www.whyreadpaperwhyreadonline.org (OOC this is not a real link)


She lost 7 Kilos in less than 3 days, How she did it will Shock you! (11/03/2017)
Eliza Smith single mother of 3 Lives in Prospect just north of the City, in early July last year she found herself with a very odd lump growing just next to her nipple. After some careful consideration and coaching from her friends Eliza went to seek medical attention at the Womens and Childrens Hospital. The Lump baffled Doctors who after many tests concluded that the lump was not Cancer but was in fact a pocket full of Milk. Eliza had fallen to a Phantom Pregnancy so rare that even she didn't know it was happening. The Pocket was weighing her down at a whopping 7kg larger than her normal weight. It took the doctors less than 24 hours to drain the fluid and send her on her way.