Archived-Ricochet

Enchanter of the Free Council

Born:
Age: 26
Rank:
Nickname: Fuckwit, Decoy, Funny Man
Sleeper Alias:
Physical description: A short and scruffy man who tries to look tidy and presentable but rarely succeeds, instead often looking both greasy and sleazy. Always wears sunglasses and a self-proclaimed "badass" black coat.
Nimbus: A sudden rush of adrenaline giving a sense of panic / urgency along with blurred vision and a racing heart beat. In more intense moments the faint sound of rock music playing in the background can be heard.
Patron Saint: Simeon the Holy Fool

Timeline

Awakened: May 2013
Initial Master: Aequitas

Quotes

Quotes by

"Yeah, I'm REEEEEAAAAALLLLL fuckin' funny aren't I!? Funny! Funny! Fucking Funny!"

- Gopher while holding a gun to a gangsters' head

"Fuck! Running, running, running! Regretting! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea!?"

- Gopher 30 seconds after the revelation that his gun had no bullets

"Seven gangsters with four Browning Hi-Powers, three Glock G21s and one Smith & Wesson .357, 88 shots fired total, they're all on empty...holy shit...I'm Rainman!"

- His sudden discovery of the powerful combination of Time and Mind

"Dude I am a fucking master of running away! You know how much? I mastered fucking parkour, the French martial art! Nobody is better at running away than the French!"

- Gopher trying to prove he's better at running than Fus

Quotes about

"How the fuck did you pull that off? They all just fucking fall onto each other or something?"

- Aequitas, after coming to protect Gopher from some thugs and finding them all on the ground bleeding.

"Hard day boss? Wanna scotch to sooth the pain? On the house? *heh*"

- Guard bartender at Gopher's bar

Rumors

• Is far more capable and powerful than he seems, it's merely an act
• Is actually a useless mage
• Didn't awaken, is just naturally prone to being fates bitch
• Is actually an Adamantine Arrow infiltrator.
• It can't be coincidence that he knew almost EVERY mage in Brisbane before his Awakening

Inspirations and Soundtrack

Rocco, from Boondock Saints

Wash, from Firefly

Randal, from Clerks and Clerks II

Jack O'Diamonds, form Seven Psychopaths

OOC Info

Member Information
Player:	Corwin Wright
Number:	2010090011
Domain:	Brisbane