Archived-Ricochet

Enchanter of the Free Council

Born:
Age: 26
Rank: Apprentice of Time, Fate and Mind
Nickname: Fuckwit, Decoy, Funny Man
Sleeper Alias: Gopher (it's been his nickname since he was 12)
Physical description: A short and scruffy man who tries to look tidy and presentable but rarely succeeds, instead often looking both greasy and sleazy. Always wears a self-proclaimed "badass" black coat and scarf.
Nimbus: A sudden rush of adrenaline giving a sense of panic / urgency along with blurred vision and a racing heart beat. In more intense moments the faint sound of rock music playing in the background can be heard.
Patron Saint: Simeon the Holy Fool

Timeline

Awakened: May 2013
Initial Master: Aequitas

Associates

• Smithy - Head Honcho of the Saints and one scary, badass motherfucker. He's one of the few people who can get Gopher to shut up, listen and follow orders.

• Aequitas - Master AND Drinking Buddy. The two of them get along great with very similar mindsets and constantly trades jokes and try to "one up" eachother.

• Veritas - As strange as it is, he helps keep Gopher in check and teaches him about the more theoretical and technical side of things.

• Guard - Employee and reliable bar tender even if he has a bit of an odd dress sense and always trying to teach Gopher about computers.

• Watchlight - Fellow Acanthus and good old drinking buddy of several years now. The two of them often trades stories and games of pool at the pub.

• Fus -

• Dresden - Gopher's main connection and instructor in regards to the Free Council...when Gopher choses the listen that is.

Quotes

Quotes by

"Yeah, I'm REEEEEAAAAALLLLL fuckin' funny aren't I!? Funny! Funny! Fucking Funny!"

- Gopher while holding a gun to a gangsters' head

"Fuck! Running, running, running! Regretting! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea!?"

- Gopher 30 seconds after the revelation that his gun had no bullets

"Dude I am a fucking master of running away! You know how much? I mastered fucking parkour, the French martial art! Nobody is better at running away than the French!"

- Gopher trying to prove he's better at running than Fus

"I've had enough of your shit, so why don't you make like a tree AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PUB!"

- A somewhat confused Gopher yelling a patron possessed by a rage spirit.

Quotes about

"How the fuck did you pull that off? They all just fucking fall onto each other or something?"

- Aequitas, after coming to protect Gopher from some thugs and finding them all on the ground bleeding.

"Hard day boss? Wanna scotch to sooth the pain? On the house? *heh*"

- Guard bartender at Gopher's bar

Conversations

"Damn this is a good beer" - Aequitas to Veritas, not paying attention to proceedings.

"Who is your mentor Gopher?" - Agent Shrike

"This guy!" *claps Aequitas's shoulder* - Gopher

"What? Huh? I mean... Yeah. That's me. Totally" - Aequitas

"I think I just became Gopher's mentor" - Aequitas to Veritas.

Rumors

• Is far more capable and powerful than he seems, it's merely an act
• Is actually a useless mage
• Didn't awaken, is just naturally prone to being fates bitch
• Is actually an Adamantine Arrow infiltrator.
• It can't be coincidence that he knew almost EVERY mage in Brisbane before his Awakening

Inspirations and Soundtrack

Rocco, from Boondock Saints

Wash, from Firefly

Randal, from Clerks and Clerks II

Jack O'Diamonds, form Seven Psychopaths

Sterling Archer from Archer

Jesse Pinkman form Breaking Bad

Trevor form GTA 5

OOC Info

Member Information
Player:	Corwin Wright
Number:	2010090011
Domain:	Brisbane