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Timelord of the Free Council
Born: January 1st, 1887
Age: 26
Rank: Apprentice of Time, Fate, Mind and Spirit
Nickname: Fuckwit, Decoy, Funny Man
Sleeper Alias: Gopher (it's been his nickname since he was 12)
Physical description: A short and scruffy man who tries to look tidy and presentable but rarely succeeds, instead often looking both greasy and sleazy. Always wears a self-proclaimed "badass" black coat and scarf.
Nimbus: A sudden rush of adrenaline giving a sense of panic / urgency along with blurred vision and a racing heart beat. In more intense moments the faint sound of rock music playing in the background can be heard.
Patron Saint: Simeon the Holy Fool
Timeline
Awakened: May 2013
Initial Master: Aequitas
History
- 1887 - Born
- ??? -
- 2013 - Awakens in a traumatizing incident involving the deaths of 7 Russian gangsters with only 6 bullets. Immediatly picked up and brought in by his friends within the "Saints of Grace"
2013
Associates
- Smithy - Head Honcho of the Saints and one scary, badass motherfucker. He's one of the few people who can get Gopher to shut up, listen and follow orders.
- Aequitas - Master AND Drinking Buddy. The two of them get along great with very similar mindsets and constantly trades jokes and try to "one up" eachother.
- Veritas - As strange as it is, he helps keep Gopher in check and teaches him about the more theoretical and technical side of things.
- Rodger -
- Guard - Employee and reliable bar tender even if he has a bit of an odd dress sense and always trying to teach Gopher about computers.
- Watchlight - Fellow Acanthus and good old drinking buddy of several years now. The two of them often trades stories and games of pool at the pub.
- Fus -
- Sunshine -
Quotes
Quotes by
- "Yeah, I'm REEEEEAAAAALLLLL fuckin' funny aren't I!? Funny! Funny! Fucking Funny!"
- - Gopher while holding a gun to a gangsters' head
- "Fuck! Running, running, running! Regretting! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea!?"
- - Gopher 30 seconds after the revelation that his gun had no bullets
- "Dude I am a fucking master of running away! You know how much? I mastered fucking parkour, the French martial art! Nobody is better at running away than the French!"
- - Gopher trying to prove he's better at running than Fus
- "I've had enough of your shit, so why don't you make like a tree AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PUB!"
- - A somewhat confused Gopher yelling a patron possessed by a rage spirit.
Quotes about
- "How the fuck did you pull that off? They all just fucking fall onto each other or something?"
- - Aequitas, after coming to protect Gopher from some thugs and finding them all on the ground bleeding.
- "Hard day boss? Wanna scotch to sooth the pain? On the house? *heh*"
- - Guard bartender at Gopher's bar
- "Gopher's a sweetheart, not that he wants anyone to know. A bit too much testostorone, mind, and very little idea of what he's supposed to do with it, but he serves good cider, and he'd go a long way for a friend. Once he figures out what he's actually going to be when he grows up, he'll be beautiful - in the meantime, I won't spoil the surprise."
- - Sunshine, with a wink and a smile.
Conversations
- "Damn this is a good beer" - Aequitas to Veritas, not paying attention to proceedings.
- "Who is your mentor Gopher?" - Agent Shrike
- "This guy!" *claps Aequitas's shoulder* - Gopher
- "What? Huh? I mean... Yeah. That's me. Totally" - Aequitas
- "I think I just became Gopher's mentor" - Aequitas to Veritas.
Rumors
- Is far more capable and powerful than he seems, it's merely an act
- Is actually a useless mage
- Didn't awaken, is just naturally prone to being fates bitch
- Is actually an Adamantine Arrow infiltrator.
- It can't be coincidence that he knew almost EVERY mage in Brisbane before his Awakening
Inspirations and Soundtrack
- Rocco, from Boondock Saints
- Wash, from Firefly
- Randal, from Clerks and Clerks II
- Jack O'Diamonds, form Seven Psychopaths
- Sterling Archer from Archer
- Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad
- Trevor from GTA 5
OOC Info
Member Information | |
Player: | Corwin Wright |
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Number: | 2010090011 |
Domain: | Brisbane |