Mr Parker

Character
Sect:	Camarilla --
Clan:	Malkavian (Masquerade) --
City:	Brisbane --
Pack/Coterie:	Pack/Coterie
Title:	Chief Harpy
Sire:	Nunya
Lineage:	Nevue
Embraced:	Date
Generation:	13
Player:	Player
Storyteller:	Brisbane VST

Personal Information

Appearance

Mr Parker is a plump, cheerful man in his mid 40's who usually seems slightly uncomfortable and harassed. He usually dresses in a suit, though not necessarily one in fashion. As of becoming Chief Harpy at the Brisbane court he favours wearing bright sparkly colours in an effort to look more courtly and fit in better.

Personality

A mild mannered slightly awkward mid 40's man who always seems cheerful despite looking slightly uncomfortable and out of place. A healthy paranoid about something pervades his actions and he constantly attempts to be as helpful to people as possible. Despite his best efforts to be likeable he has a tendency to bring out the irrational or irritating aspect in most people. He tends to waffle a lot and prefers to write letters.

Mortal World

Mr Parker, struggling owner of the dubious Applied Analytics firm that has not gone bust.. yet.. Purporting to be a 'Holistic Investigator' with no case too small or to big, the firm and its owner usually lurch from one case of tracking down a missing cat to investigating the legality of proposed development. He's a cheerful man, easy to get along with, easy to scare and easy to find if you need someone or something found.

Information Known by Kindred Society

Mr Parker is obsessed with documentation and upholding the Traditions and Protocols of the Camarilla.

Timeline

• 1970 - Details
• 1980 - Send to Brisbane to assist in the Anarch wars.
• 1990 - Did clean up duty during the Anarch war.
• 2000 - Lost a lot of money on doomsday predictions.
• 2010 - Successfully solved case of the missing prize kitten.
• 2013 - Successfully predicted the highest grossing organic natural scented hair gel.
• 2014 -

2015

• Feb - Details
• Mar - Details
• Apr - Details
• May - Details
• Jun - Details
• Jul - Details
• Aug - Details

Lineage

Known Siblings

• None traceable

Known Childer

• None traceable

Known Grand-childer

• None traceable

Quotes

Quotes By

"Of course I'd be willing to assist, if not directly, then I can find someone who can" to many many people.

"Ms Pike, may I say how honoured I am to introduce your sophistication and undeniable Ventrue grace to, Mr Mick "Cupcake" Diamond, the soul of soft spoken genteel Australian diplomacy, Now pardon me I see a revered finger beckoning me...." ..Mr Parker as he bows out...

"Since we have decided all Malkavians will be punished for the sins on their Primogen, I expected to be included," - at the Harpy Meeting

Quotes About

"What do you mean Mr Parker, you want me to baby sit something with eight legs and no head for only a trivial charge... Are you asking me to do something for you and trying to get me to pay for it as well???" - Rosamund Pike

Conversations

"Quote" - reference

Rumours

• Owes a lot of boons to a lot of people and documents them all.. Perverse Health Insurance Policy.
• Is documenting everything via Brisbane Court Harpy Reports 2015 under specific instruction.

Inspirations and Soundtrack

• Police: Every Breath You Take (Every move you make, I’ll be watching you)
• Douglas Adams's Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency

Status

Status	Social Status	Patronage 1	Patronage 2	Patronage 3	Station Status
4	Acknowledged	Resourceful by Prince Karl	Stalwart by Primogen Goksel Ahmet 2	-	Influential as Chief Harpy

Boons

• Trivial boon owed by Character to Character for details (date).
• Major boon paid by Character to Character for details (date).
• See the Harpies for a concise listing of boons.

OOC Information

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