Archived-Ainslie Parish
Overview
History
- 1955 - Founding of the Canberra Praxis.
- 1961 - Arrival of Archived-Lupo, establishment of Canberra Parish underneath All Saint's Church, Ainslie.
- 2002 - The Declaration of Crusade against the Livians is made.
- 2003 - The Archived-Livian Crusade.
- 2003 - Archived-Lupo takes Praxis to root out the Livians in Canberra.
- 2004 - Archived-Lupo gives up Praxis to Archived-Kaida, to refocus on the Parish.
- 2004 - Archived-Tiberius Harkonus Augustus Marcellarius Breaks a pew by sitting on it. Speculation about whether he paid a boon or just built a new church is abound to this day.
- 2013 - Arrival of Archived-Satan's Spawn.
- 2013 - Commence Game
- Sep 2013 - Visit by Fredrick and Fatimah from Sydney
- Oct 2013 - Opening of the new Cathedral in the Undercity.
- Dec 2013 - Visit by Archived-Alim Al Rashid from Armidale to the Parish.
- Feb 2014 - Visit by Archived-Lothar from Brisbane, and the awakening of Revelation and commissioning to Sydney
- April 2014 - Declaration of Crusade against Archived-Rieger, and the splitting of the Parish between Archived-Lupo and the Archived-Satan's Spawn. Archived-Lupo retreats into his regency and conduct's mass at the old Parish, whereas Archived-Calvin Harper assumes the title of Bishop.
- May 2014 - Reopening of the Ainslie Parish, overseen by Archived-Lupo.
Rites as practised in the Parish
Apostolica
- The Rite of Midnight Mass
- The Anointing Rite
- The Confessional Rite
- The Creation Rite
- The Rite of the Gran Ballo
- The Rite of Crusade
- The Rite of Quadragesmia
Ecclesia
- The Rite of the Inquisition
- The Rite of Exorcism
- The Rite of Longinus Epularum
- The Rite of Recontre
- The Rite of the Feasts of the Saints
Current Officials
Priest: Archived-Lupo
Regular Parishioners
Former Parishioners of the Canberra Parish
- Archived-Raymond Vauxhall
- Archived-Batavia - She never misses a sermon by Archived-Lupo.
- Archived-Lady J
- David Bradshaw
- Archived-Melieke
- Archived-Zarkov Justinius
- Archived-Vivi Lafleur
- Archived-Tiberius Harkonus Augustus Marcellarius (he has a special concrete reinforced pew).
- Archived-Kaida
- Archived-Uncle Willy
- Archived-Murdoch Tyron
- Archived-Jushur
Current Parishoners
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Sermons
1981
The Beasts who were Men
1993
The Perversion of God's Plan
2013
June
The road to Hell is paved by good intentions
July
November
December
2014
February
Absence Makes the Feast Grow Fonder
March
Titles do not make the Damned
The Rite of Crusade against Rieger
2015
June
Edicts
The Declaration of Crusade against the Livians
Let it be known, upon this night, Friday the Eleventh of April of the year of our damnation two thousand and three, that Crusade has been called.
That Lexington and his followers have been investigated, tried and convicted of revealing the secrets of Longinus to those that would defile his name.
As such, Lexington and all those that identify as "Livians" are now declared both Heretic and anathema.
Let the Livians be cast out among us. Let no one grant them safe haven, nor harbour, nor aid.
Let all those of Canberra take upon themselves the most solemn and grave task. Their damned soul is forfeit, their time of judgement nigh.
Let the Crusade begin from this very moment, until the last of their physical remains is bought before us.
The Declaration of Crusade against Archived-Rieger
Let it be known, upon this night, Monday the Seventeenth of May of the year of our damnation two thousand and fourteen, that Crusade has been called.
That Archived-Rieger has been investigated and judged of breaching the first, second, third and eighth cannons.
As such, Archived-Rieger and his progeny are now declared both apostate and anathema.
Let Archived-Rieger be cast out among us. Let no one grant him or his progeny safe haven, nor harbour, nor aid.
Let all those of Canberra take upon themselves the most solemn and grave task. His damned soul is forfeit, his time of judgement nigh.
Let the Crusade begin from this very moment, until his physical remains be bought before us.