Canberra Parish
Overview
History
- 1955 - Founding of the Canberra Praxis.
- 1961 - Arrival of Lupo, establishment of Canberra Parish underneath All Saint's Church, Ainslie.
- 2002 - The Declaration of Crusade against the Livians is made.
- 2003 - The Livian Crusade.
- 2003 - Lupo takes Praxis to root out the Livians in Canberra.
- 2004 - Lupo gives up Praxis to Kaida, to refocus on the Parish.
- 2004 - Tiberius Harkonus Augustus Marcellarius Breaks a pew by sitting on it. Speculation about whether he paid a boon or just built a new church is abound to this day.
- 2013 - Arrival of Satan's Spawn.
- 2013 - Commence Game
- Sep 2013 - Visit by Fredrick and Fatimah from Sydney
- Oct 2013 - Opening of the new Cathedral in the Undercity.
- Dec 2013 - Visit by Alim Al Rashid from Armidale to the Parish.
Rites as practised in the Parish
Apostolica
- The Rite of Midnight Mass
- The Anointing Rite
- The Confessional Rite
- The Creation Rite
- The Rite of the Gran Ballo
- The Rite of Crusade
- The Rite of Quadragesmia
Ecclesia
- The Rite of the Inquisition
- The Rite of Exorcism
- The Rite of Longinus Epularum
- The Rite of Recontre
- The Rite of the Feasts of the Saints
Current Officials
Bishop: Lupo
Inquisitor: Vacant
Archivist: Kiku
Confessor: Calvin Harper / Mash
Crusader: Kyrkogym Oak / Grim
Legate: Vacant
Ostiary: Doubting Thomas / Chill
Regular Parishioners
- Raymond Vauxhall
- Batavia - She never misses a sermon by Lupo.
- Lady J
- David Bradshaw
- Melieke
- Zarkov Justinius
- Vivi Lafleur
- Tiberius Harkonus Augustus Marcellarius (he has a special concrete reinforced pew).
- Kaida
- Uncle Willy
For month to month attendance, please see Canberra Mass Attendance
Current Events
Sermons
1981
The Beasts who were Men
1993
The Perversion of God's Plan
2013
June
The road to Hell is paved by good intentions
July
November
December
2014
Edicts
The Declaration of Crusade against the Livians
Let it be known, upon this night, Friday the Eleventh of April of the year of our damnation two thousand and three, that Crusade has been called.
That Lexington and his followers have been investigated, tried and convicted of revealing the secrets of Longinus to those that would defile his name.
As such, Lexington and all those that identify as "Livians" are now declared both Heretic and anathema.
Let the Livians be cast out among us. Let no one grant them safe haven, nor harbour, nor aid.
Let all those of Canberra take upon themselves the most solemn and grave task. Their damned soul is forfeit, their time of judgement nigh.
Let the Crusade begin from this very moment, until the last of their physical remains is bought before us.